Dynamic Spider

Babe come quick people are badmouthing Donna Noble in the group chat and I need backup

Also deviled eggs. Apparently combining eggs, mayo, bacon, and green onion is my specialty

The worst part about having a “famous” potato salad is that people will want you to make it

Today was proof of concept that The Snorphanage™ works

Multiple anonymous sources have confirmed Tim Allen is a cannibal

My favorite thing about @Chilis is how they let you take home the knives

Sorry I’m late I was planting flowers in an elk skull

Riding an electric scooter down the middle of an empty street on an early summer night listening to ABBA as the sun sets on your way to meet up with your mom to watch your husband perform at the dueling piano bar in the city that finally feels like home. 10/10 life experience

Patiently waiting for the inevitable @brandicarlile and @orvillepeck collaboration so my queer little cowboy heart can finally explode

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