voyeuristic eyeful, intimidating comrades in each moment I knockout the streets with all this punch I carry, hidden, under something they mislabel yellow.
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I just wrote a review on Giant Earth Playsilks in Forest yotpo.com/go/gjiyPKFq via @yotpo
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Yeah, we also have a vegan option for those of you that can't deal with the guilt of being at the top of the food chain you fucking pussy.
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hunters be careful this spring keep an eye out for sufjan stevens & bon iver who are probably curled up like ducks in a pussywillow thicket
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thats so crazy theres a whole song about how someone likes old time rock and roll
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Avoid unwanted pregnancies by using the "pull out" method where you pull out an acoustic guitar at a party & no one will have sex with you.
Pretty surprised that g'ma thinks RR should be able to play on a year 'if he does therapy'. I want to admire her ability to forgive but...
: “While my father was milking the cows my mother would come out and read something to him.” —John Gardner tpr.ly/gOV0cJ”@ErockH
“@galengering: And to the the dirtbag who stole both pairs of my sunglasses: can't wait to see em on ya and punch u in the face.
Cheers!”
@scottchadde @skychadde @chadde_rio found the gem hidden in a photo album at G&G's. Grandma also would not own up. – at Madison, WI
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Neil Gaiman gives a dramatic reading of “Green Eggs and Ham” j.mp/1eMHPlH
It's not the holidays if your mom isn't performing a poem about masterbating #reallife – at Socorro, NM