Internet computer man. Beware of even cheaper imitations.
Cambridge, MA
Joined April 2010
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"ladies and gentlemen"
❌ unnecessarily gendered
❌ overly formal
❌ lengthy
❌ honestly i'm already dozing off
"cowards"
✔️inclusive to all genders
✔️casual and fun
✔️short and to the point
✔️exciting and dynamic
Armand Zerilli retweeted
jerry seinfeld on his back porch grilling exactly one vegan hotdog on extremely low heat for two hours
every five minutes he thinks to himself: cars AND coffee? damn i'm good
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Is this the best timed TV sequence ever?
James Burke covering live the Apollo 11 mission for the BBC in 1969.
ht @bluedotfestival
Armand Zerilli retweeted
i'm not very good at SSBU, but i am reasonably good at taxes, so this is my tier list
Armand Zerilli retweeted
Michael Crichton’s feedback on @chipkidd’s Jurassic Park cover, 1991. Best fax ever.
Armand Zerilli retweeted
are you unsatisfied with current debates regarding what is or is not a sandwich? you should try using the cube rule for identifying what you’re eating!
examples:
- pizza is a toast
- lasagna is a multi-decker sandwich
- pie is a calzone
- pie served as a slice is a taco
Armand Zerilli retweeted
TIL all steel produced after the detonation of the first atom bombs is contaminated with trace amounts of radiation from the atmosphere. So when we want to make certain sensitive instruments now, we have to scavenge pre-1945 steel from old ships: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Low-ba…
Armand Zerilli retweeted
Friend 1: "Where's the best place to stand during an earthquake?"
Friend 2: "A doorway, a car, under the bed?"
Me, an intellectual:
Armand Zerilli retweeted
Barbecue sauce might actually be one of the best tactical anti robot armaments money can buy. Have you ever accidentally gotten barbecue sauce on your electronics? Shit combines stickiness with fine particulate matter. Nightmare for small actuators, connectors etc
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Y'all there's a Counter Strike team composed entirely of seniors and they have names like "Teen Slayer" and "Knitting Knight"
Armand Zerilli retweeted
1927: seems nice
1936: will whip your ass with a wooden spoon, mister
1955: great pound cake, total racist
1965: drinking problem
1969: still "finding herself"
1972: KGB plant
1980: stern but fair
1986: all about the cocaine
1996: silently wrestles with the loss of her faith
