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Lily why did you even look at me? UKYT and Sidemen stan first, normal functioning adult second πŸ™‚β€β†•οΈ

London, England
Joined April 2020
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Chat he’s even nicer than I could ever have imagined 😭
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might be up there as one of the worst sentences ever uttered on ukyt 😭🀣
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Jamie 🀘🏼🍊🍷 retweeted
meu maior respeito aos ubers que fingem que eu nem estou no carro e vΓ£o o caminho inteiro calados, 5 estrelas
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Jamie 🀘🏼🍊🍷 retweeted
eu quando sou a melhor mΓΊsica do the art of loving
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I preferred alijaz with delta than kai #strictly
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Vito literally pointing out how bad the judging has got, yet you know Sarah James is gonna sit there and continue to ruin the show rather than implement the changes that need changing #strictly
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Yet when Maddie has choreographed multiple routines that break rules she turns a blind eye, this woman’s double standards are insane #Strictly
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further proof Motsi Shirley and Anton need replacing #strictly
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FINALLY the judging is back to how it should be #strictly
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Decided to try get back into #strictly and Shirley has already annoyed me less than 10 minutes in πŸ˜‚ has she forgotten it’s a dance competition and not a vibes and charisma contest
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Jamie 🀘🏼🍊🍷 retweeted
hits hard when she goes β€œmmmmmm mmm mmmmmmmmmm”
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I fear im just as bad for doing this 😭
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Jamie 🀘🏼🍊🍷 retweeted
HELP! MY PUSSY'S GONE CRAZY!
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AljaΕΎ is like my joint favourite male pro so im buzzing for him but this literally renders benched pros pointless and makes it even more unfair on them
Due to illness Aljaz will be stepping in for Kai and dancing with Delta
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Everyone in the comments cooking me because I forgot height existed is so valid
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omfg forgot it was Friday and it was ffw day
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Jamie 🀘🏼🍊🍷 retweeted
guys have i mentioned that i love arthur hill
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Jamie 🀘🏼🍊🍷 retweeted
20 pics of Dr. Senator Habibi Abdul El-Sayed's fine ass
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lowkey hate Christmas but my god Arthur Hill what a banger you’ve created
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