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Those #HeGetsUs ads always feel a little fishy to me... so I decided to make an honest one on behalf of the company that makes them. #SBLVII #MaybeSpend100millionOnThePoorInsteadOfAdCampaigns
It’s not like I tweet much anyway, but I kept this account open even as things went to shit because I love the content my friends post. It’s a unique place.
But sticking around as Twitter defames @NPR … it’s not worth it. Elon can have it. I’m shutting my account down.
Had the TV on last night but wasn’t wearing my glasses. Saw the @DarrenBaileyIL campaign logo for the first time and legit thought it was an elephants butthole
Had a full conversation yesterday where I couldn’t remember if a dugong was an actual animal or a Pokemon
Breaking years of tweet silence to tell you: buy this game I worked on with @malki @TrinAndTonic @BillRBullock and loads of other talented folks! If I doesn't make you laugh, you can bring it to me and I'll personally repair your defective copy
kickstarter.com/projects/cut…
Hey @factcheckdotorg you might want to update this article, now that Biden's claim has gone from "baseless" to "absolutely correct" - factcheck.org/2020/06/biden-…
Hey @Neil_Druckmann, in the alternate history of the Last of Us universe, when was St. Louis annexed by Illinois? @Polygon @OneILMedia
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Ight fuck it
If this gets 100 retweets by midnight well put the new EP on Bandcamp (you'll have to wait for spotify/apple music/etc)
I asked my dad how to replace my car's worn out floor mats, and he couldn't recommend @WeatherTech enough. A few hours later Tucker Carlson is on air calling white supremacy a hoax, and guess who one of his biggest advertisers is? I'll live with dirty mats #FireTuckerCarlson
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The first time I came out was the summer I turned 18. The last time I came out was about an hour ago when I explained why I kissed the mayor backstage. We’re always coming out. Sometimes every single day.
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Doing a quick bit of laundry. Hear loud scream. Run into kitchen terrified, expecting to see @Chas10Buttigieg in pool of blood. Am thereupon informed that @Lin_Manuel is following my husband, whose life is now complete. – at South Bend, IN
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If there’s one thing I learn from quietly reading books in bed, it’s the wealth of knowledge that comes from literature.
Now, if there’s two things I learn from quietly reading books in bed, it’s that the folks in and around my apartment building sex often & sex loud