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Some people say women are complicated... but honestly their most challenging characteristic is that so few of their clothes can go in the dryer.
#InternationalWomensDay
#DiaInternacionalDeLaMujer
Trump is surrendering America. Trump is the opposite of strong.
He is a tiny, weak, small, scared, trembling, sissy, husk of a man.
There is nothing manly about his fat, sweaty, smelly, gross, makeup'ed self
An absolute joke
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Reporter: Why do you want to be chairman of Kennedy Center board?
Trump: Some of the shows were terrible. They were a disgrace.
Reporter: Have you seen any shows there?
Trump: No, I didn’t go.
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86 years later @TIME magazine put up another Nazi for Person of the Year
Still the GOP lead candidate tho... what a country
The former president and current Republican presidential candidate is charged with four crimes, including conspiracy to defraud the United States and conspiracy against rights english.elpais.com/usa/2023-…
Is this good?
On June 26, 2022, Chas McCormick was optioned to the Triple-A Space Cowboys. Before he could report, he was recalled to the Astros due to Brantley’s injury. In the 455 plate appearances since then, @chazzyfizzz is batting:
139 wRC+
.275 AVG
.366 OBP
.474 SLG
.839 OPS
.366 wOBA
"Best known for..."
Michael Jordan is best known for his wide-ranging watch collection, but even he can’t resist a classic gq.mn/bhAtR3z
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"Real patriots don't kneel during the National Anthem, they steal the nuclear codes, hide them from the FBI, and sell them to our enemies."
- Republican Party, 2023
Sure, guy... but ramming your religious "beliefs" down people's throats and banning books is tooootally just free thinking, man
DeSantis made his priorities clear in a nonsensical post-announcement interview with Fox News: “The woke mind virus is basically a form of cultural Marxism” trib.al/9G4D7jt
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We asked people on Broadway to help us with our 2023 schedule release. 🤣
📺: 2023 Schedule Release on @nflnetwork
Nah I'm gooooood
In case you’re wondering where Pete Davidson is at in his life right now, just know he’s been getting Uggs custom made gq.mn/0WLJHFI
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Unexpected moment at the state dinner when the president of South Korea sings “American Pie.”
Right, that's how math (and the current version of inflation) work(s).
Procter & Gamble raised prices 10% across its brands, like Gillette razors, Dawn dish soap and Swiffer dusters, for a second straight quarter and said its profit margin had widened. nyti.ms/3AoQaPG




















