Christian, Full stack developer | Dev OPs Engineer

Joined November 2016
My #37 Harry Kane jersey from 2012 is going to be so great when he wins the Ballon d'Or
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Son of a bitch this stings.
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Some people have zero desire to be seen. They just want a blessed and quiet life.
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Major cheat code in life: Be the one who reaches out. Text first. Call first. Plan first. Initialize first. Most people wait to be chosen. Be the chooser. Connection requires initiative. Friendship requires effort. Love requires action. Stop waiting to be picked. Start picking. Initiative is attractive.
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The PHP2Shell incident is a reminder that "we use Laravel" isn't a security boundary. Your application sits on top of: PHP OS Web server Extensions Libraries Cloud infrastructure A vulnerability in the runtime can affect applications that never changed a line of code. Good Laravel security starts with Laravel. It doesn't end there. #PHP #Laravel #Security
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Temba Bavuma showed zero tactical awareness here. He had a massive lapse in judgment at a crucial moment. Instead of declaring 40 minutes earlier to chase four quick wickets before the close of play, he chose to chase a personal milestone. He completely forgot that we are severely pressed for time. Now, Australia will comfortably bat this out for a draw, and then they'll end up beating us when we get to Cape Town.
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Translation to young folks, construction industry pays well if u are skillful
Replying to @SirTitusVeTech
Building in Zimbabwe will Prove to you kuti hawuna mari and hawuna kungwara 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 ma plumber anotoda anobva kuna Mwari
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0️⃣7️⃣ DECLARATIONS!! 1. BE FRUITFUL 2. MULTIPLY 3. REPLENISH 4. SUBDUE 5. HAVE DOMINION 6. LET THERE BE LIGHT IN YOUR LIFE 7. THE LORD REIGNS ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥#hallelujahChallenge
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There is a young man in Harare who reached out to me explaining that he wants to get a driver's licence. Sat on this for the past two months. Now have decided to get a driving school that will be paid directly to work with him until he gets his licence. Anyone interested to help
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Replying to @tmukogo
@CTRADEmobile for Zim Aspiring Investors @jumho8
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Crowd fund and build clusters
Sun-drenched family living in Greendale, Harare East 🌿🏡 This 4-bed, 2-bath home on 4200m² offers a garden, garage, verandah and water tank for $410,000. #hararehousesforsale 🔗 c-de.co/AK5J9
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The video I watched every morning At 7 AM for 7 months.
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The Strange Disease in every human- Please take your time to watch …
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Needs Clever server management and vertical scaling. Such infrastructure as Dev Ops u need to anticipate the entire 30000 hitting your server at 1 go. With clever caching and App structure you can still pull it off with one server. I hope lessons were learnt.
Gate 2 at National Sports Stadium. Scanning machines were derailing entry and frustrating people.
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Pamwe pacho we blame government but pamwe pacho nyika yedu tirikuputsa tega
The reason Harare is in such a terrible state is its own citizens. Imagine having Mafume as your leader and citizens like these. Bringing order back to Harare is a tall order, but it has to be done. Next match $50.
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Dear @DeltaCorpZim, we’ve been asking for years: MAKE MKOMA TEDDY YOUR BRAND AMBASSADOR! I’m a Black Label drinker largely because of that man’s endless praise for the beer & I know plenty of people who can say the same. Brother has been marketing the brand for free this whole time. 🍺 #CarlingBlackLabel🔥🤝
The only thing that makes me drink beer against after I have stopped is the heart i have for Delta employees, after all they need their salaries at the end of the month.
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PLEASE RETWEET
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Striker and goal keeper must not brush their teeth. You easily win.
I have lost way too much money betting on this shit.
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I asked Aliko Dangote about all the memes and excitement about "the people's IPO" and he says it's not just for Nigerians but for people across Africa. Africa's richest man says the refinery will be Africa's most profitable company and promises a stadium annual general meeting
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Replying to @cricketcomau
Neva Lundu , I and we are very grateful and will forever be grateful for the work you do for us
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