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Shea Shea

@zipmyheart

President of the Sovereign State of Denial

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Joined August 2010
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I'm going to write a musical about staying in bed. It's going to be called 'How to Run Away From Your Problems Without Even Trying'
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You know what has become a really unfortunate side effect of aging for me? Spiraling on Kant’s ethics while I lay in bed.
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How is the mechanical horse not the biggest discussion on the table from the opening ceremonies? It was a mechanical horse boat and someone had to look at that and say “yes that’s a great idea”.
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My kids were never really into baby Mozart, but Sawyer will straight scream if you put it on. Put on @falloutboy though? Out cold.
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I am sorry to all the Swifties, but I cannot listen to Champagne Problems on a public beach repeat three times in your playlist of only T-Swift.
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An added note: while I was typing, the friend asked if she could switch the song. The girl in charge hit “skip”. The friend asked what playlist this was. Girl said it’s her beach playlist. It’s a depressing beach mix.
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Of all the things to get me to pick up academic reading again, the Barbie movie was not on my radar. Anyways. Go be the object of your own imagining today, tomorrow and even on Wednesdays.
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I love (heavy on the sarcasm) the lack of maternity options in-store. You’ve got the tiniest section at Target and Walmart that’s 0 help if you’re below a size L.
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High school employee season is my favourite. Specifically local places where you see they’re having a good time. Mostly because of nostalgia. I was a tired and overworked camp counselor who barely made enough to cover gas even then, but there was something fun about it all.
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I was miserable at the time, though. 😂
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Pizza and Power Converters: A Star Wars Story
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Photographer here. Can confirm. Great way to save some money.
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House hunting is a nightmare. We’re on year three. But thank god my husband comes up with even more absurd requests as time goes on
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The only thing that seems to make my 2y/o son stop crying is blasting @falloutboy
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cdubs27@cdubs2716 Mar 2023
Replying to @rgay
I just had my students submit a 2-3pg opinion paper. One submission had to be their own writing and the 2nd submission as a Chat GPT version. They could use ChatGPT first if they wanted. I wanna see what the diff results are.
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The way I just bathed myself in Vicks isn’t even funny. I’m so sick and tired of sinus infections this season.
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Mylo’s first day of daycare. My first day (sort-of) back at work since last year. So far, anxiety is still high. BUT I can use the restroom in peace which has not been possible in years.
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Mylo’s daycare program is running their chocolate-selling fundraiser. Shipping to the organization is free, if you’d like him to hand-deliver your chocolates. I just can’t promise he won’t eat them in transit. Lmk if you want a link to the catalog, I’ll send it along.
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Just as a little note: This daycare is one of the highest rated and most affordable centers in our area and the reason they can support low cost childcare is because of their fundraising efforts. Also, for my NJ friends, it’s Gertrude Hawk.
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Today I taught a man how to use guided access to lock his phone so his kid can watch YouTube kids. He’s now excitedly teaching his FIL. I don’t work for Apple anymore, but I deserve a raise.
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