
Singer-Songwriter. Grammar Enthusiast. Brand Nerd. @improprfraction
Dystopia
Joined May 2011
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Perfect finish to the yardwork on a beautiful day? Music and beer @FromINEZwLove x @ButlerBrewWorks
Find you someone who looks at you the way Gibson looks at Carl the Flamingo.
Big shoutout to @goodr
Gibson has a question for @goodr.
Why aren’t there any treatos inside your sunglasses?
I want compensated by @LavuInc for every customer that didn’t tip me today due to their extreme negligence and lack of service all day
Hey.
@MeganSelita has a birthday.
It’s today.
You should wish her a happy birthday.
#meggydoes30
Zach Manuel retweeted
It’s All Meggles Eve #meggydoes30 #June28
Ran so fast I lost an aglet.
Hey @Nike, think I can get some new laces?









