Zuzuka

Also one of the oldies c: I thought it was a bit goofy but… Eh, come on ppl who shared an apartment know what it is like

Why don't we just use pocket pumps as sex toys?

(CW: Audio, popping) This is what you hear when you’re stuck with a massive water balloon shao in the same room. I always wanted to make one of these ^^;

Ankha is a nasty Schrödinger's cat She doesn't change daily, but she changes daily. Fascinating 🍳

Cw: gas Aftermath of lucario’s self exploration Lucario’s a good girl still. Does anyone have a suggestion on a name for her though?

Mmm~ Crunchy 🤤

Hyper Morgana for no reason c: Like, hyper Morgana… I’d have a reason or two to sleep in tonight ig~ Someone buy me persona 5 I’m cuz I’m larping. I loved PSP and 4 golden and with 5 I’m larping & need a push

What the hell? No milk again? And you, miss, call yourself a cow? Well, I know one way more to milk you! So help me god if you don’t give me whipped cream, like a good little aerosol can you are! >:3

He volunteered to be a beachball, I swear! Eh, just throw an Airtag on him, I'll pick him up later wherever his horny balloon ass ends up landing... Deflating him here would be too gay

Dude, what are they feeding her tho?

And now uh… you can’t get much to feed yourself on in open space now, can you? You gotta improvise! Good thing milk is nutritious and good for growth!

That’s very not aerodynamic of her… Jeez, and I thought I shared this like ages ago. Turns out, nuh-uh!

CW: Implied flatulence When you're bloated like this in public, do you choose of dignity of staying silent or make yourself present? Greg chooses to keep it in- poorly... Thanks again @geeltwohaahs for making an amazing bloating audio for my lil silly sketch oh so very much!!!

Finally, a a potent blueberry soda that doesn’t give you regrets of putting on a few tons in calories from the syrup! The formula needs some light tweaking though :3c

If you take her, promise you take good care of her, okay?🙏 Man, even with that done 3 months ago I'm still late for lucario day... How unfortunate