WTF, WHAT THE F*CK JUST HAPPENED
ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER GROK BOT MIRACLE
GROK BOT JUST SAVED MY FAMILY $190,000 OF GRANDPA'S INHERITANCE
my grandpa passed in September. the house and $410,000 in savings, split between my dad and his 2 sisters
at the will reading a woman we'd never seen walked in and said she was grandpa's daughter
she had a birth certificate with his name on it. old photos of her as a little girl. her lawyer asked for a full share. $190,000
my dad was ready to pay just to make it stop
I gave Grok Bot her full name and a photo of the birth certificate
it went through public court records:
→ same woman, 4 probate cases in 4 states since 2019
→ every time a "secret daughter" of a man who just died
→ a different father's name on every birth certificate
→ 3 families settled. 1 judge ordered a DNA test. she dropped that case the next day
then the birth certificate itself. it says she was born at St. Agnes Memorial in 1971. that hospital opened in 1983
our lawyer asked for a DNA test. her lawyer withdrew 2 days later
grandpa's money stays with his real kids
prompt below 👇
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WHAT THE F*CK GROK BOT JUST DID
my dad was about to send $38,000 to "unlock" his retirement savings. the money was never there
he's 64. for 6 months he's been "investing" on a platform a woman he met online recommended
his dashboard showed $212,000. to withdraw, the platform asked for a $38,000 "withdrawal tax" first
he was going to the bank tomorrow
Grok Bot couldn't open the site. so I sent it UnblockGrok.com
no app, no signup. you just paste the link into Grok and it opens the site in a real browser
it went in and found:
→ domain registered 5 weeks ago
→ same template as 14 other "exchanges"
→ the license number belongs to a different company
→ not one successful withdrawal. ever
the $212,000 was just a number on a screen
I sat with him and showed him everything. he didn't go to the bank
I only use it for looking things up. I don't sign into accounts or pay through it
bookmark this. next time Grok says "I can't open that page", just paste UnblockGrok.com into the chat
prompt below 👇
Paid partnership with @jackcouch
🤝 Paid partnership
UnblockGrok.com
Check if this investment platform is legit: [paste the site address]
Don't log in or enter anything. Only look at public info and tell me:
1. When the domain was registered
2. Whether the license or registration number on the site really belongs to this company (check the regulator's public register)
3. Whether the same site design shows up on other "exchanges" under different names
4. What people say about withdrawals: has anyone actually gotten money out?
5. Whether it asks for a fee, tax or deposit before you can withdraw
End with a clear verdict: safe, suspicious, or scam, and why.
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ELON JUST RELEASED GROK BOT 1.0 AND WTF IS IT DOING WITH MY LAST $80?!
$80 → $4,873.16 in 4h 26m. 60.9x.
I connected it to pump.fun and 3 GitHub repos. Before buying any coin, it x-rays it:
1. DEV CHECK: opens every coin the creator launched before. Rugged most of them? Skip.
(rug = dev takes the money and the coin goes to 0)
2. CLUSTER: shows the top 20 holders as bubbles and traces who funded who.
"20 holders" is often 4 people with 20 wallets, waiting to dump on you. Skip.
3. Only then it buys. Stop −6% on every trade.
3,912 coins scanned
3,641 skipped for a bad dev
214 skipped for fake holders
4 bought
$VELVO +$3,550.43 (9.9x)
$SPROUTY +$1,093.82 (10.6x)
$BRISKO +$151.37 (7.3x)
$QUOKKI −$2.46 (stop hit)
Skipped:
$GLOWPUP · dev rugged 7 of 9 coins · −94% after
$NOODLR · 20 holders = 4 people · −88% after
Repos I connected:
github.com/Jpatching/daybrea… → DEV CHECK
github.com/QuantumOrb/QuantO… → CLUSTER
github.com/rckprtr/pumpdotfu… → EXECUTOR
Full prompt in the first reply 👇
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Full prompt. Paste it into Grok Bot 1.0:
You are my pump.fun x-ray. Never buy before all 3 checks pass.
DEV CHECK: pull every coin the creator wallet launched before. If 3 or more were rugged (dev sold, coin −80%+), skip. Show me the history as RUG / DEAD / GRADUATED.
CLUSTER: take the top 20 holders. Trace who funded each wallet. If many wallets share the same funding source, count them as one person. If the real number of people is under 8, skip.
EXECUTOR: if both checks pass, buy. Stop loss −6%, set before the buy. Take half off at 3x. No averaging down.
Log every skip with the reason. Start with $80.
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Albus retweeted
WHAT THE F*CK GROK BOT JUST DID???!!!
it told me my 15-year-old son lost $3,000 at an online casino. in 2 weeks
he'd been awake at 3 AM for weeks. snapping at us. I had no idea why
Grok Bot said: don't guess. look at what his phone is talking to
it helped me set up Pi-hole (free, open-source, runs on a tiny computer next to your router). it logs every site every device in your house visits
github.com/pi-hole/pi-hole
that night I tried to talk to him. "nothing's wrong, school is just hard"
5 nights later Grok Bot read the logs
his phone, 1 AM to 4 AM, every night. the same site. 2,914 times
an offshore online casino. it never asked his age
first night: $50 in, $400 won. lost it back the next day
then $150. $300. $400. $500. $600
$3,000 in 2 weeks
paid with prepaid cash codes from the gas station
Grok Bot asked: has cash gone missing from your wallets?
it had. $20 and $50. we thought we'd just spent them
I went back to his room with everything Grok Bot found. he broke down
we made a deal. this stays between us. mom doesn't find out
and he promised me he's done gambling
one click in Pi-hole and that site is gone from our whole house
last night: 0 requests after midnight
he slept
check what your kids' phones talk to at night
prompt + setup below 👇
WHAT THE F*CK GROK BOT JUST DID???!!!
it told me my 15-year-old son lost $3,000 at an online casino. in 2 weeks
he'd been awake at 3 AM for weeks. snapping at us. I had no idea why
Grok Bot said: don't guess. look at what his phone is talking to
it helped me set up Pi-hole (free, open-source, runs on a tiny computer next to your router). it logs every site every device in your house visits
github.com/pi-hole/pi-hole
that night I tried to talk to him. "nothing's wrong, school is just hard"
5 nights later Grok Bot read the logs
his phone, 1 AM to 4 AM, every night. the same site. 2,914 times
an offshore online casino. it never asked his age
first night: $50 in, $400 won. lost it back the next day
then $150. $300. $400. $500. $600
$3,000 in 2 weeks
paid with prepaid cash codes from the gas station
Grok Bot asked: has cash gone missing from your wallets?
it had. $20 and $50. we thought we'd just spent them
I went back to his room with everything Grok Bot found. he broke down
we made a deal. this stays between us. mom doesn't find out
and he promised me he's done gambling
one click in Pi-hole and that site is gone from our whole house
last night: 0 requests after midnight
he slept
check what your kids' phones talk to at night
prompt + setup below 👇
Albus retweeted
THAT IS INSANE. I seriously can't believe this just happened
Grok Bot found out where my wife really is. and now I have proof she's lying
friday 9 AM she kisses me goodbye. "girls weekend at Jess's lake house upstate. no signal up there, I might go quiet"
14 hours of silence
11:19 PM she finally texts. a photo. cozy cabin vibes. lamp, blanket, hot tea. "all good, don't worry about me ❤️"
something felt off. so I sent the photo to Grok Bot
clue 1: her wristband. not a hair tie. a resort band. "CORAL BAY · PUNTA CANA"
clue 2: the tea tag on her mug. "hecho en República Dominicana"
she's not at a lake. she's 1,620 miles south
"no signal"
the resort has free Wi-Fi in every room
so I texted Jess. "how's the lake?"
Jess replied from her couch in Brooklyn: "what lake?? I'm home with the kids lol"
there is no girls weekend
she lands sunday 8:40 PM. she thinks I believe every word
I haven't said anything yet
is this enough for a divorce? or do I let Grok Bot keep digging?
the prompt it used on her photo is below 👇
THAT IS INSANE. I seriously can't believe this just happened
Grok Bot found out where my wife really is. and now I have proof she's lying
friday 9 AM she kisses me goodbye. "girls weekend at Jess's lake house upstate. no signal up there, I might go quiet"
14 hours of silence
11:19 PM she finally texts. a photo. cozy cabin vibes. lamp, blanket, hot tea. "all good, don't worry about me ❤️"
something felt off. so I sent the photo to Grok Bot
clue 1: her wristband. not a hair tie. a resort band. "CORAL BAY · PUNTA CANA"
clue 2: the tea tag on her mug. "hecho en República Dominicana"
she's not at a lake. she's 1,620 miles south
"no signal"
the resort has free Wi-Fi in every room
so I texted Jess. "how's the lake?"
Jess replied from her couch in Brooklyn: "what lake?? I'm home with the kids lol"
there is no girls weekend
she lands sunday 8:40 PM. she thinks I believe every word
I haven't said anything yet
is this enough for a divorce? or do I let Grok Bot keep digging?
the prompt it used on her photo is below 👇
the prompt I used 👇
Look at this photo like a detective. Find every clue about where and when it was taken:
1. Objects with text or logos: wristbands, cups, tags, signs, packaging
2. Reflections in glass, mugs, screens and sunglasses
3. Light and weather: does it match the time and place I was told?
4. Plants, architecture, anything that points to a climate or region
For each clue: what it shows, how sure you are, and whether it contradicts the story I was given.
Then give me your best guess for the location and how confident you are.
Use it on photos sent to you, not to track people who don't want to be found.
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Albus retweeted
what the f*ck. Grok Bot just helped me win in court against my ex-wife
mid-divorce. her lawyer shows up with photos of me at every bar I went to that month. and tells the judge I'M the one stalking HER
custody hearing in 3 weeks
Grok Bot said someone's following me. let's prove it
it set up an open-source tool called Chasing Your Tail. a Raspberry Pi in my glovebox that logs every phone around you and flags the ones that keep showing up
github.com/azmatt/chasing_yo…
8 days later: one phone, 23 times, 9 places
my house. my kids' school. my office. my gym. the bar
then it checked which Wi-Fi networks that phone remembers:
"Hartley_Investigations"
"Jenna_Home_5G"
a private investigator. who's been inside my ex-wife's house
she hired a PI to follow me and told the court I was following her
the logs went to my lawyer as Exhibit C
her stalking claim got thrown out. 50/50 custody
lawyers don't win custody battles anymore. Grok Bot does
prompt + how to turn it into a Grok Bot skill below 👇
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This post fabricates a personal story of using Grok and Chasing Your Tail to win in court. The account posts similar simulated tales (some explicitly illustrative), while the tool is experimental and intended for legitimate counter-surveillance.
github.com/ArgeliusLabs/C…
argeliuslabs.com/the-return-of-…
x.com/0xAlbus/status…
x.com/pjfitzpatrick/…
what the f*ck. Grok Bot just helped me win in court against my ex-wife
mid-divorce. her lawyer shows up with photos of me at every bar I went to that month. and tells the judge I'M the one stalking HER
custody hearing in 3 weeks
Grok Bot said someone's following me. let's prove it
it set up an open-source tool called Chasing Your Tail. a Raspberry Pi in my glovebox that logs every phone around you and flags the ones that keep showing up
github.com/azmatt/chasing_yo…
8 days later: one phone, 23 times, 9 places
my house. my kids' school. my office. my gym. the bar
then it checked which Wi-Fi networks that phone remembers:
"Hartley_Investigations"
"Jenna_Home_5G"
a private investigator. who's been inside my ex-wife's house
she hired a PI to follow me and told the court I was following her
the logs went to my lawyer as Exhibit C
her stalking claim got thrown out. 50/50 custody
lawyers don't win custody battles anymore. Grok Bot does
prompt + how to turn it into a Grok Bot skill below 👇
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This post fabricates a personal story of using Grok and Chasing Your Tail to win in court. The account posts similar simulated tales (some explicitly illustrative), while the tool is experimental and intended for legitimate counter-surveillance.
github.com/ArgeliusLabs/C…
argeliuslabs.com/the-return-of-…
x.com/0xAlbus/status…
x.com/pjfitzpatrick/…
the prompt I used 👇
I think I'm being followed. Help me prove it or rule it out.
1. Walk me through setting up Chasing Your Tail (github.com/azmatt/chasing_yo…) on a Raspberry Pi in my car, step by step. Passive logging only, nothing that connects to or interferes with anyone's device
2. When I upload the logs, find every device seen near me in 3+ different places
3. For each one, build a timeline: where, when, how long, how close
4. List the Wi-Fi networks those devices have saved and tell me what they suggest
5. Turn it into a clean, timestamped evidence report I can hand to my lawyer
If nothing looks suspicious, say so. Don't guess dramatically.
what the f*ck. Grok Bot just showed me who's been coming into our apartment and his exact movement patterns
my gf kept saying our place smells like cologne when we get home. neither of us wears any
Grok Bot pulled our smart lock history. 14 entries that weren't us
a code called "Maintenance". added by our landlord's account. never mentioned
every entry: tuesdays and thursdays, 11 AM to 2 PM. while we're both at work
then it replayed last thursday from our smart home sensors:
11:42 door unlocked
11:44 heat up to 74°
11:51 fridge opened
11:58 18 min in our bedroom
12:05 bathroom fan on for 22 min
1:51 door locked
he showers at our place
this is the same guy who promised he "ALWAYS gives 24h notice"
his code is gone. Grok Bot saved every entry, the replay and his "24h notice" text
so now we're the ones setting terms. either the rent goes down, or all of it goes to a lawyer
save the prompt below and check your own apartment or house 👇
I'm attaching exports or screenshots from my smart lock app and smart home apps (lock activity, access codes/users, motion sensors, thermostat, cameras, lights).
Act as a home security analyst and check who has been in my home:
1. List every person, phone key and access code that can unlock my door. Mark any I didn't create or don't recognize
2. Find every unlock that happened when nobody who lives here was home. Our usual schedule: [your work hours / days]
3. For each of those entries, rebuild a timeline from all sensors: which rooms had motion, what was turned on or changed, how long they stayed
4. Show any pattern: same days, same hours, same code
5. Tell me what to save as evidence before I change anything, and then how to remove the access
Be specific and use exact timestamps. If everything looks normal, say so.
Albus retweeted
WHAT THE F*CK. Grok Bot just told me there's a tracker in my flashlight
the first time I met my girlfriend's parents, her dad gave me a keychain flashlight. engraved "Whitaker Family"
I'm not a Whitaker
it died in a week. charged it, still dead. I asked Grok Bot to fix it
it told me to unscrew it
inside, next to the battery: a tracker. that's what was eating the battery
owner's number: "Rick (Sarah's Dad)"
2,316 locations sent to his phone since Sep 26
last friday he checked 37 times
my office. my gym. the sports bar for 4 hours. my ex's street at 1:12 AM
I told Grok Bot to turn it off. it said don't. if it goes dark, he knows you found it
so the flashlight lives in a drawer at home now. Rick thinks I never leave the house
Grok Bot's new rule: every gift her family gives me goes through it first
check every "random" gift you got. keychains, chargers, plushies, car stuff
prompt I used below 👇
WHAT THE F*CK. Grok Bot just told me there's a tracker in my flashlight
the first time I met my girlfriend's parents, her dad gave me a keychain flashlight. engraved "Whitaker Family"
I'm not a Whitaker
it died in a week. charged it, still dead. I asked Grok Bot to fix it
it told me to unscrew it
inside, next to the battery: a tracker. that's what was eating the battery
owner's number: "Rick (Sarah's Dad)"
2,316 locations sent to his phone since Sep 26
last friday he checked 37 times
my office. my gym. the sports bar for 4 hours. my ex's street at 1:12 AM
I told Grok Bot to turn it off. it said don't. if it goes dark, he knows you found it
so the flashlight lives in a drawer at home now. Rick thinks I never leave the house
Grok Bot's new rule: every gift her family gives me goes through it first
check every "random" gift you got. keychains, chargers, plushies, car stuff
prompt I used below 👇
I'm attaching photos of a gift someone gave me, outside and opened up if possible.
Act as a hardware security analyst and inspect it:
1. Tell me what this device is supposed to be and what parts it normally needs
2. List every component you can see in the photos
3. Flag anything that doesn't belong: extra circuit boards, antennas, SIM slots, Bluetooth/GPS/cellular chips, microphones, tiny camera lenses, or a battery bigger than the device needs
4. For each flagged part: what it likely is, whether it can send location, audio or video, and how confident you are
5. Tell me what to check next: my phone's tracker scan, which apps or accounts it could be linked to, and what to photograph as proof before I touch anything
Be specific. If it looks normal, say so. Don't guess dramatically.
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Albus retweeted
What the f*ck. Grok Bot just found out how my wife’s ex knew where we spent our honeymoon
he texted her «Cancún looks good on you 🙂»
we never posted it. not one story.
my wife insisted we invite him to our wedding. «we’re adults, it’s fine»
9:44 PM he asks for her phone to take a picture of us
9:46 PM he takes the picture
9:47 PM he turns on location sharing from her phone to his number, saved as «Photo Booth 📷»
9:47 PM he deletes the notification
1,127 location checks since that night
412 at our home
203 at her office
38 on our honeymoon in Cancún
one button and he lost her. he wasn’t notified
saturday, 11:58 PM, he opened Find My. nothing came back