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i liek crocs n llamas

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Joined June 2022
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gotta admit if u still fall for dis bs psyop at dis point u have mah full respecc for ur retardation llamaoooooooooooo
Gmoo. 1) Last 3 months worth of data has been leaked, not the full year Wagyu has been operating. 2) Why IP addresses? Wagyu uses JS, every single website that interacts with JS has your IP. Standard practice. 3) What now? We moove.. no money lost or anything. Outcome could have been far worse. Have spent some time upping up the security to prevent it from happening again. But who knows, AI is getting scary and everyone can get hacked these days, this is only going to happen a lot more often. Expect all companies to get hacked within the upcoming years. Swaps haven't been impacted at all, the show goes on. ๐Ÿฎ
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Tomorrow! Join us live for the Fed rate decision and FOMC presser. Lots to talk about. - Yields down, Oil up. Is the market signalling the price of oil as a risk factor for growth? - Is 3%+ inflation worse than tightening financial conditions? - Can you survive a financial accident in the case of a complete washout of positioning? Tune in tomorrow!
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paperpro gives traders access to advanced features like tp/sl and more detailed information teapaw.org/0xstrobe/status/211218โ€ฆ
jussa made an app - PaperPro, an advanced trading terminal for @papertrade_xyz advanced charting, TP/SL and limit orders, fill-time estimates, execution queue pressure, live tape, and more... and of course, no additional fees! in alpha now - paperpro.app ๐Ÿ˜‡
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Unlock chart for Anthropic for each group - Employees get unlocked at roughly the same pace as SpaceX - Investors get unlocked faster than SpaceX - Founders get unlocked much faster, with 30% unlocked in 6mo vs musk's first unlock at 1y dotted line = spaceX
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The number of dangerous CVEs (those that lead to RCE without requiring user interaction) increased a lot, but not as much as total CVEs
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Removing AI from your feed with 4 of my illustration 0u0
Removing AI from your feed with 4 of my illustrations ๐Ÿ’ซโœจ
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Actually the number of exploitable machines from new CVEs hasn't changed that much YoY I went through all CVEs and: 1. Filtered out all the ones that dont lead to RCE 2. Estimated # of affected machines 3. Deduplicated (so 2 chrome exploits dont count chrome install base x2)
Goodnight (tomorrow will be worse)
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just added liquidation heatmap on paperpro.app if you are using @papertrade_xyz, check out my advanced trading terminal with limit orders, fill-time estimation etc if you haven't yet!
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crypto went from giga chads like GCR making tens of millions shorting LUNA and betting against FTX while staying completely anonymous to a bunch of low aura, chronically online KOLs with the most punchable faces imaginable being worshipped like they're the greatest traders alive what the fuck happened to this space?
crazy how two of the biggest KOLs with the most aura in the trenches managed to lose it all with $ANSEM and $KIMCHI ngl Pumpfun might actually be the main reason crypto is dying we desperately need something else to rotate into this shit is getting embarrassing
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Trueo ร— DefiLlama Weโ€™re proud to announce that Cryptoโ€™s analytics powerhouse is now a distribution partner for Trueo! Our prediction markets are live on @DefiLlama dashboards, bringing markets on risk, revenue, AUM, and other metrics directly to the users tracking the data.
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it's not only charts btw, it's basically "generative" ui, so basically anything you can think of can be created by LlamaAI
LlamaAI charts are now interactive and dynamic. Add slide controls to charts and drag to stress-test scenarios, visualize LP curves, and filter pools.
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jussa made an app - PaperPro, an advanced trading terminal for @papertrade_xyz advanced charting, TP/SL and limit orders, fill-time estimates, execution queue pressure, live tape, and more... and of course, no additional fees! in alpha now - paperpro.app ๐Ÿ˜‡
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and obviously, the app has all the protocol and trader stats too!
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come give PaperPro a try if you are a pro trader on @papertrade_xyz ! the app is still being developed so please lmk if you found any bugs or anyting! feedback welcum! > < cc @izebel_eth
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sumting i feel kinda sad about issa back then if u encapsulate or abstract sum patterns or logic thats not ever done before u can make a smol library to share it wif ppl n it wud feel gud having helped anibooty else making gud software was kinda lika art nao no longer need ani of dis cuz can jussa ask claude to rawdog aniting n neva look at code wif biological eyes
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errybooty finding out their ledgers have been impanted are trezor etc safu n only ledgers are rekt so far? cuz most of ze retailers n mani distributors work wif mani different brandsโ€ฆ
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I wasnโ€™t going to comment since this is a really bad take IMO, but since itโ€™s taken off I feel the need to. To my understanding, there is no evidence whatsoever pointing to a break of decades old hardness assumptions like elliptic curve cryptography. 1/n
Today I call upon the blockchain industry to calmly begin planning for "bunker mode". My personal recommendation is to set in motion a controlled mass migration of assets to fresh addresses, i.e. addresses whose pubkeys remain hidden behind a hash. Holders, starting with large and sophisticated ones, should consider moving the bulk of their funds to addresses that have never signed a transaction. And when they do sign one, they should also move remaining funds to a new address (possibly generated from the same seed phrase). Don't rush. While I believe there is cause for action a rushed migration would do more harm than good. Don't panic either. Moving assets to protected addresses is a simple, preventative step which does not require new cryptography or new wallets. IMO it is now reasonable to brace for the possibility that ECDSA breaks before qday, in the worst case in months not years. By "break" I mean fast private key recovery (e.g. in one week) on available hardware (e.g. a large GPU cluster). Recent days have been humbling for human mathematical intuition. Long-held, unquestioned hypotheses have fallen. This includes the n log(n) bound for integer multiplication and the 3SUM conjecture. In hindsight, May's unexpected disproof of the Erdล‘s unit distance conjecture was our warning shot. Yesterday's OpenAI drop made it clear that mathematical superintelligence is upon us. They say there are weeks where decades happen. We are about to live through weeks where centuries of mathematical progress happen. Could our magic 64-byte ECDSA signatures be too good to be true? Was it just security through obscurity all this time? Elliptic curves feel especially vulnerable to superintelligence. Curves carry rich structure, with room for fancy tricks like Schoof, Frobenius, pairings. (By contrast, hashes are designed to minimise algebraic structure.) Separately, as Ewin Tang can attest, an efficient quantum algorithm sometimes foreshadows an efficient classical one. We should be open to the possibility of a classical counterpart to Shor that breaks elliptic curves and RSA at once. Also noteworthy is the striking under-representation of cryptographic breakthroughs among the 722 mathematical results OpenAI published. I've witnessed first-hand the US government censoring academic quantum cryptanalysis results. Backroom interventionism is my base case. I urge large, sophisticated actors to lead by example. Project11's "risq list" (bitcoin-risq-list.projecteleven[.]com) is a great tracker of exposed BTC pubkeys. Binance, Bitbank, Robinhood, Bitfinex, and Tether have an opportunity to harden their cold storage. Next month I'll address institutions in London in a live Q&A (forum.ethereuminstitutional[.]org/london-2026). Again, please do not rush. Wallets holding under 50 BTC enjoy partial cover from "Satoshi's shield", i.e. his 20K exposed addresses that hold 50 BTC each. Load-bearing signers like oracles and L2 security councils should consider rotating ECDSA pubkeys with every signed message and/or multi-signing with a hash-based schemes like SPHINCS. Exiting bunker mode safely will require post-AI cryptography. My inclination is to go all-in on hash-based cryptography and avoid structured mathematical assumptions entirely, whether from curves, lattices, or isogenies. A single battle-tested hash (e.g. from the SHA or BLAKE families) yields plausible post-AI security. The Ethereum roadmap on strawmap[.]org fully embraces hash-based cryptography with end-to-end formal verification as a response to the quantum threat. Those timelines must now be revisited and accelerated in light of mathematical superintelligence. I'll be pushing for maximum defensive acceleration.
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