Bald, Bold, Bastard Former Blue Checkmark

Joined October 2018
One of my New Year resolution this year was to try read more, at least 12 books. Decided to start with a series I read but never finished in high school. 1 book down. 11 to go
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This is a PSA. Have you checked your rice cookers steam vent recently? If not, you probably should
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truly never know what my clients will ask me to draw #transformers #muppets
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I have woken from my sleep to find out our cat, has become a nichè internet micro celeb. Good job Yokai
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October used to be cold
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Guys, we did it. All it took was bribing Yokai
Yokai didn't want to take any Halloween photos. This was the best we could get
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People really like the picture of my cat and she's very happy to be loved on the internet
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coj 1233 retweeted
you know, chess has been the same game for decades, its getting pretty boring. i think we need to spice it up by turning the knight into a gorilla, perhaps one that is smart, likes peanut butter, uses a bubble shield, and has a tesla cannon.
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Yokai didn't want to take any Halloween photos. This was the best we could get
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YOU'RE BORN. YOU SEE PANTS STYLES GO FROM BAGGY TO SKINNY BACK TO BAGGY EVERY 10 YEARS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. YOU DIE. THE END
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Its a horrid morning today. Heres a picture of a pair of great tits. I hear people like those
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Ur blatantly just not me nan
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I have successfully traded 3 cases of Irn Bru for The Lake District. You're welcome Scotland
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I need Vinted to pull through and delivery my haloween costume soon. I've actually cooked this year
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Eskiden bu adamı sadece havalı ortacağ okçusu larpı yaptığı için severdim, şimdiyse saygım katlandı.
Love this dude, we should all aspire to be more like him
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Why is Alex Jones Unironically a really fucking good Megatron
Sorry for putting Alex “gays frogs” Jones on your feed. Did not expect to him do an excellent reenactment of the “Unicron reformats Megatron into Galvatron” scene from Transformers the 86 movie. Like… he nails Frank Welker’s cadence and clearly watched it dozens of times….
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EA is a nickname, and nicknames are for friends, and Electronic Arts is no friend of mine
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Odds on us finding out the vulnerabilites in the PHP code thats caused these global cyber security risks today, was infact vibe coded by AI? I'd put a fiver on it
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One thing thats surprised me so for, while reading The Hobbit. Is how almost off hand The One Ring is brought into the story. The main point of some much lore, world building and story for Tolkien and its brought in with 2 sentences.
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Everyone popped their ult
Well maybe I shouldn’t pick up entirely random books anymore
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