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DOGE, launched by Trump, Musk to cut spending, officially shuts down
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BIG: Websites around the world were taken offline after two critical security flaws were found in PHP, a programming language that powers much of the internet.
A fix was released on Wednesday afternoon.
Cybersecurity agencies urged organizations that couldn’t update in time to take their sites down.
Finland shut down its government’s public web services, and Dutch agencies and the lower house of parliament also went offline.
Wikimedia took some systems down, cutting access to parts of Wikipedia.
The flaws were found with the help of AI, through an OpenAI program called Patch the Planet.
Security firm Wiz called them the “most severe vulnerabilities ever discovered” by AI.
The bugs had gone undetected for more than a decade.
Details leaked on social media on Tuesday, forcing an early announcement.
The White House called the discovery “American innovation strengthening our national security.”
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BREAKING: Internet Archive founder Brewster Kahle says the platform faced cyberattacks shortly after PHP security flaws were disclosed.
His team used Claude AI to develop fixes for older PHP versions and local AI models to simulate attacks.
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Trump:
Melania said to me, “You're the president of the United States. You're not supposed to be dancing off the stage to the gay national anthem.”
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Sacha Baron Cohen pitched a bold idea for “Borat”: “Real people move the narrative forward, and … they're unaware they're in a movie.”
“I didn't believe that it would happen,” he says. But when he tried it, he realized the theory actually worked.
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“This is a new form of comedy. This was the undercover character comedy that I had tried to pitch,” says Sacha Baron Cohen of Ali G.
“I think they didn’t realize that I was a guy playing this white idiot,” he explains.
“When you create something new, it can either fail, and it can be misinterpreted. And it can work.”
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Logan Paul DIDN’T KNOW HOW TO REACT when he showed Ali G a picture of his wife Nina Agdal, only for Ali G to act like she was MID before asking if she was TRANSGENDER 😭💀
“Yeah, she’s alright… It’s not bad if you like that kind of thing. And she was born which gender?” 😭
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Ali G on getting REJECTED by Donald Trump 20 years ago 👀🇺🇸
“Now him is hanging out at The White House & Einstein’s Island”
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🇺🇸👀 Hillary Clinton:
I continue to believe that Putin has things on Trump. I continue to believe that he is holding photos, videos, whatever it might be.
Fast forward ten years, we are seeing in real time everything that I warned about and everything that evidence proved, which is that Trump is more devoted to Putin than he is to freedom, democracy, and frankly, America's national security.
When we finally see all the Epstein files, I think even the people who supported Trump are going to be shocked by what it shows about Trump.
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I'm a software developer at a small company. Every time a project nears completion my boss invents reasons to launch in a rush, so I've started adding a 2-3 week gap after finishing a project to actually saying it's finished. My fess is that I should have done this 3 years ago.
There's a few right in this photo.
While radical Democrats refuse to stop the misuse of taxpayer dollars, the Trump Administration has uncovered more than $260 billion in fraud and is holding criminals accountable.
Join the fight. Report fraud today at Fraud.Gov.
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TRUMP: We gave nothing in exchange for Stephen. We never give anything in exchange for hostages.
TRUMP LITERALLY MOMENTS LATER: If I implemented sanctions on Russia, Steven wouldn't be coming out right now.
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BREAKING: New Mexico sues Jeffrey Epstein's attorney and accountant, accusing them of concealing his sex trafficking operation. apnews.com/article/epstein-n…
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BREAKING: NSA issues urgent warning over two critical PHP security flaws that could put websites worldwide at risk, urging organizations to take affected systems offline if they cannot be immediately secured.
