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Dennis retweeted
Existem jornalistas votando em Mukhtar como MVP da MLS 😂
Ele teve uma grande temporada, mas não existe comparação, ele não liderou nenhuma estatística ofensiva/criativa entre os jogadores do PRÓPRIO clube…
Atenção que pode haver a maior injustiça da história dessa liga.
Dennis retweeted
🚨🚨 Toni Kroos explains why Barcelona’s current defenders STRUGGLE with their high defensive line:
“Barcelona don’t have someone like Upamecano, a defender you can leave completely alone in a 1v1 with 30 metres of space behind him and still feel confident he’ll handle it.”
“For me, Cubarsí is BY FAR their best defender. He has the strength to win individual duels and the speed to deal with difficult situations.”
“But when I look at their other three defenders, I don’t see anyone I would trust to defend alone against a striker with 30 metres of open space behind them.”
“The moment an opponent breaks Barcelona’s press, there’s an ENORMOUS amount of space to exploit.”
“And the biggest problem is that the defenders covering that space don’t have the extraordinary pace or defensive ability required.”
“With players like Upamecano or Davies, I wouldn’t be concerned about defending those 30 metres…"
"But with Cancelo, Gerard Martín and similar players, it becomes MUCH harder.”
Dennis retweeted
🚨 Franco Mastantuono is such a huge Leo Messi fan that he even remembers some of Leo’s goals better than Messi himself.
A very funny story shared by @ramapantorotto from an Argentina national team trip:
"Messi was talking about a goal he had scored and mentioned that it reminded him of another goal from earlier in his career.
"Mastantuono immediately jumped in and told him exactly which game it was, who it was against, and even the date and stadium.
"Messi told him he had the wrong goal, but Franco kept insisting he was right. They went back and forth until Messi eventually realised Mastantuono was actually correct.
"Franco's admiration for Messi is on another level. He grew up watching him and knows practically everything about his career.”
Dennis retweeted
This is the most perfect “fck around and find out” moment ever.. 😭
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Stolen clickbait post word for word.
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Dennis retweeted
not only is she lying, but she made herself the victim at the end in true white woman fashion
Alaina Kunes, a University of Mississippi student who was captured on video walking past an apartment making monkey noises and gestures at the door, has issued a public apology cbs58.com/news/ole-miss-stud…
Not just at the malls.
We had a girls night out & went to passions.
They brought our bill & I thought it was normal.
One of the girls called another waitress to ask of the prices of each drink and we recalculated.
We then asked the waitress who gave us the bill for a breakdown
Was at Panda Mart around Atomic today and witnessed the ultimate cashier scam. 😳
A lady before me loaded her cart, got to the till, and the cashier billed her over GH₵5,000. Luckily, she had actually calculated everything beforehand on her phone and insisted her total shouldn’t exceed GH₵3,000.
She stood her ground until the manager came to recalculate. Turns out the actual bill was GH₵2,400! The cashier was literally trying to pocket more than GH₵2,600 on top of her purchase.
Always use your calculator while shopping. Don’t just blindly pay!
Dennis retweeted
🚨🎖| 𝐉𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝐈𝐍: Barcelona are taking strict measures to protect their young academy talents from excessive media exposure and social media pressure.
The latest example is 12-year-old Hugo Galdeano, whose videos have accumulated 285M VIEWS and whose Instagram account, managed by adults, has over 212,000 followers. He gained around 30,000 followers in just a few days after the LaLiga Futures tournament in Orlando.
DAZN and Movistar wanted to interview him, but Barcelona maintained strict control over the process. The club reviewed the questions, requested the removal of certain topics and rejected comparisons between Galdeano and Pedri. Even a special message from Andrés Iniesta was requested to be addressed to the entire team rather than the youngster alone.
Barcelona's general policy is to avoid individualising young players. Even after hat-tricks or outstanding performances, the club prefers collective posts rather than putting individual children in the spotlight. It also avoids publishing individual MVP awards through its FCBMasia account.
The club has introduced restrictions on sharing footage from inside La Masia and dressing rooms involving minors. Players who have ignored these rules have reportedly been warned.
Barça also holds discussions with the Mossos d'Esquadra (Catalan Police) to educate youngsters about online dangers, inappropriate private messages and sports betting. The sporting management has additionally warned some families against excessively exposing their children on social media.
The priority is to let young players develop away from unnecessary pressure, protecting their privacy and ensuring that their football comes before their social media popularity. [@La_SER] #fcblive 🏠
Dennis retweeted
someone is ‘fooling’ at your father’s burial that wasn’t live streamed and that ‘fooling’ was captured on video and you had the option to delete that part and still included it in a whole YouTube vlog… Everyone knows what they are doing chale


































