@30secondnut

World Renound Alcohol Abuser, Ted 2 lover, back porch and your Mom/GF enjoyer. Chronic Dry Beater. Reformed liar. Oiling up.

Joined April 2021
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Going to the nursing home to undust my future wife’s box
emily@wtvrem134h
#AgeGapFall
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I can jerk off on a hotel pillow and they’ll give me a three month deposit back bitch
abhishek
@abhishek_triOct 25
As an Airbnb host, I’m honestly sad about the new rules. Starting Nov 20, guests no longer have to clean before checkout. So I’ve updated my listing: Cleaning fee: $180 Cleaner arrival fee: $40 Cleaner emotional support fee: $25 “Guest didn’t strip the beds” fee: $35 Trash disappointment fee: $20 Checkout time: 6:15am, yeah even in winters Nobody is forcing you to do chores. You’re simply choosing between chores and fees. Freedom isn’t free.
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Got home and have had my hog out for two hours
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Finding cold river monsters #TrouserSnake
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If this goonie monster fuck was a dog i would have him get to muckin on plutonium covered chocolate grapes
Jshock
@Jshock9nineOct 22
Would you try Reese’s $40 Pie? #mukbang
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Huge Day
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About to beat my shit until the tread wears off
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blazee@blazeewashereOct 22
whats your name without these letters
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Leaving vapes zyns and beers out for halloween
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Call your buddies good boy Wednesday
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If you’ve never tried Boich Family wine you’re missing out BAD
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I can’t stand when someone gets a hit tweet and starts putting their other ones in the comments
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Kim Jong Un had one playthrough of MW4 and called it quits
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Captain America variant in Avengers Doomsday
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Sam Darnold son or Dak Prescott daughter
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Why do y’all talk to women like it’s a job interview just be retarded and hope it goes well
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Heard someone say long distance sextuationship yesterday i think it has to be a new word
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I have to bet on japanese pingpong to make up for Sam Darnold.
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I tried to use Sam Darnold’s email on draftkings and it was already registered @NFL
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Sam Darnold and Bo Nix when you have US currency on them
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