World Renound Alcohol Abuser, Ted 2 lover, back porch and your Mom/GF enjoyer. Chronic Dry Beater. Reformed liar. Oiling up.

Joined April 2021
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Type of shit I’m on on a Friday night 🔥🔥
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I’ll have one ☝️ glass of de bussy
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this text could’ve been a phone call
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“15+ new messages” MY TYPEEEEEEEE
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“Polyamory is a lot of vowels to just say whore” -@30secondnut Well said.
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I cranked the hog good when I got up at 5
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Big jerk ex gripped don’t tell him
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Career Super Bowl wins:
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I’m opening a big titty bar only and Big Jerk Harv working the front door
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If you are offended by the word retarded you cannot be my friend
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I just stuck my dick in the snow not 10 inches yet couple more hours it will be
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I’ll make that pussy retarded when I get done
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Treadmill now
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What have I stumbled upon?😭😭
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me and @30secondnut iykyk
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Replying to @30secondnut
Every masterpiece has its cheap copy
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