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Total fruitbat and mad scientist too! Narf! And I keep bees too. Or rather I give them a house and they sting me.

South East, England
Joined December 2015
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I've noticed every show has an Emmy Campaign apart from mine, so this tweet should sort that out. Vote for #AfterLife you fucking idiots. Please RT this to 1 billion Twitter accounts. Bound to reach a couple of Emmy Members. Cheers.
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A towel. Keep this and guard it with your life. #TowelDay
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Absolutely stunning. Have you seen anything like this, friends?
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Not Classic British Television but what a Cool Dude this Cat is!
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This is how I want to run my life 🙌🏻
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Wanted: Train drivers. Must be passionate about door operation.
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@BrunoTonioli Please could I have a retweet? It's Epilepsy Awareness Month and I'm trying to spread awareness! #EpilepsyAwarenessMonth
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RT @guardian: For the first time ever an insect has demonstrated learning abilities beyond anyone’s expectation
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Two swans come asking for help from a human.
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Agreed!
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There are times that I'd like to ask certain people if they had forgotten to renew their license to operate their brain.
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[News] Asian Hornet nest found and destroyed: Asian Hornet Update Number 3 01/10/2016 The following has been ... bit.ly/2dIe2TB
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BBC News - Hawaiian bees are first on US endangered species list bbc.com/news/world-us-canada…
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Eurostar's secret workforce - #bees keep workers sweet! itv.com/news/meridian/update…
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Friends + Families! The UK's biggest Chilli Festival returns! 5-7 Aug What's On Guide: buff.ly/29oNW5Q
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Joking aside, Brexit won't make any difference. The rich will still be rich, the poor will still be poor, and we'll still blame foreigners.
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Albert Einstein said that if the honey bees were to suddenly disappear from earth, we would see an apocalypse within 4 years.
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