
Proud Salsu of the lineage that deals in blades. // parody pfp by @squiddyswimming
MUN IS 18
Joined July 2024
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[ she’s been staring at the big ac unit on the wall for 20 minutes. She was told to turn it on but she doesn’t know how and she’s too scared to press anything incase it backfires.]
// FEMKIM ACCOUNT THE WORLD IS HEALING AND THE SUN IS SHINING AND TGERES RAINBOWS IM SO HAPPY MORE AENG-DU AND KIM PARODIES!!!!!!
One time, someone had incorrectly done something during a mission clear up and our collaborators threatened “rip of the arms of whoever had done it wrong.”
It was me.
My mentor is such a generous man, he has bestowed upon me a packet of “cheetos.”
As alien as these look, I shan’t decline a gift so generously given.
…a-a wedding?!? Are we truly expected to be wed?? Oh goodness! The possibility hadn’t even crossed my mind! I didn’t realise one must be wed so soon!
Don’t threat, your abilities are spent on much more useful things. One cannot possibly see all, for there is far too much.
Help my arm malfunctioned and now I cant let go of the door handle and I cannot move as i wish to not break the door or my hand
…as embarassing as this is, back when we wandered the lands to find a new home, me and my fellow salsus would commonly huddle under our robes for warmth.



















