I keep myself busy, so my schedule leaves very little time for idle chatter or meaningless pleasantries. Keep it brief, you're better off not staying around me for too long, nothing good can come of it. If you have an emergency, fill out the form or talk to Ezra first. Please.

"Well, some more than others - we're kindred spirits in that way, being so intimately familiar with near-death experiences." "What I suppose I'm trying to say is that I'd rather not burden someone who may love me with my tendency to shake hands with the Devil."

"...Dante, I'm ancient; no one wants me - no one 𝙨𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙. Not only that, but I simply don't have the time to entertain these imaginary suitors." Moses still pocketed the bracelet. "Best leave the romance to those who don't already have one foot in the grave."

Mm. So I've heard. Aeng-du is apparently quite into that little Middle runt. A second one, however... Ah. It must be Vespa. I should've known. You'd think I'd be quicker on the uptake, but I seem to perform better with tasks that have lethal consequences.

After a moment, Moses reached over and took the bracelet. "As it turns out, I may know one after all. I'm, apparently, quite hopeless when it comes to this sort of thing - you may be surprised to hear."

I'm perfectly fine... Oh, I see. My apologies, I didn't realise. I thought you and Kira were just good friends. Apparently, my powers of deduction aren't very in tune when it comes to young love. Congratulations. I expect an invite to the wedding.

Quick glance down at the bracelet. "You do?"

Don't think I personally know any lesbians, certainly none within the LCD at least. Nevertheless, I hope you enjoy your day. ...Did I say something funny?

// Finished. I could certainly do without looking at an Unbreakable Coin and/or the P3 2nd boss again. But hooooly shit, what an ending!!!

Mm. I wonder how our colleagues in the LCB are getting on. ...What's that? ......To shreds, you say? Tsk, tsk.

// My one singular contribution to PMTWT was coming up with the ship name Clockwise.

// I shan't say anything more than: Gregor fans practically shaking with sheer envy at a certain few lines of dialogue.

With all the things I learned over the years, humour was not among them. I am trying my best.

If Dante were suddenly to become unwell, it would certainly be an… 𝘪𝘭𝘭-𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦𝘥 sickness. ... Ezra and Aeng-du laugh at my jokes.

// Everyone simply pretended not to see the Saude Dante Backshots in the back of this image. (I am still alive, just busy with work.)

// I appreciate all of you who want to see her enjoy herself.

// ?