What I see when prawns are on the menu. I’ll never understand why you people eat these.
Not in a PETA way, just urgh, fucking gross man.
Me listening to GB News FM on the way to work
Lurpak spreadable it says on the packet, when you get it out of the fridge it rips your bread to bits.
I’m not having that.
From April 2027 if your spreadable butter ruins your sandwich Lurpak owe you 50p.
That’s the difference a Labour government makes.
Family of fat cunts sat outside McDonald’s at the airport. Literally just stood up and walked off when they’d finished.
Fat sacks of shit.
Fuuuuuuuucking hell. I’ve just seen two of the best looking lesbians I’ve ever seen.
Had fat munters holding hands here all week but these two were proper porn style ones.
Update, it’s not shit.
Being a weatherman is the easiest job in the world. You just make shit up and it doesn’t matter if you’re right or wrong.
Ay yo @elonmusk, can we go back to having all four photos/memes showing under our tweets rather than scrolling from left to right to see them?
It’s ruining the best meme format on here. Come on bruv, you know it makes sense.
These drive by blockings are the gayest thing you can do on twitter.
What’s the point? You achieved nothing more than showing what a pussy you are. Lame and gay.
Walked up to a taxi in Majorca and when the guy turned to look at me he was literally crazy eyes.
How I held my laugh in I do not know. Funniest shit I’ve ever seen!
France is on fire, mind and senses purified, France is on fire
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French people: it’s Le if you’re a man
Aucune place pour la violence dans notre République.
Ceux qui ont cassé, attaqué les préfectures comme les commerces, pillé jusqu’à nos mairies, seront poursuivis et punis.
Aux forces de l’ordre, garantes du droit à manifester, je dis le soutien de la Nation.
Nous ferons tous bloc face aux semeurs de chaos, qui ne cherchent qu’à abattre nos institutions et empêchent ceux qui expriment pacifiquement leurs revendications de le faire.
Le fucking ooooool
Aucune place pour la violence dans notre République.
Ceux qui ont cassé, attaqué les préfectures comme les commerces, pillé jusqu’à nos mairies, seront poursuivis et punis.
Aux forces de l’ordre, garantes du droit à manifester, je dis le soutien de la Nation.
Nous ferons tous bloc face aux semeurs de chaos, qui ne cherchent qu’à abattre nos institutions et empêchent ceux qui expriment pacifiquement leurs revendications de le faire.
Can’t Tesla spend all their money fixing the world’s problems instead of building a flying car?
Damn you @elonmusk, damn you to hell! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
