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@ARandomdummy

I try to act nonchalant, but underneath, I’m chalant as fuck.

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Joined July 2016
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Lodge Card Club
@LodgePokerClub20 Apr 2022
$5/$10/$20 ($5K cap) starts now with a 🔥giveaway🔥 @DougPolkVids is giving away 10% of his profit in this game to one random person who retweets this tweet and follows @LodgePokerClub Sweat the action at youtu.be/sngfd3REVt8
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Bovada
@BovadaOfficial6 Apr 2022
WE’RE BACK! We apologize for the inconvenience and want to give away some money to our valued community!  We’re giving away 20 X $100! To qualify: ❤️ and 🔁 for your chance to win!
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College GameDay
@CollegeGameDay19 Feb 2022
Despite having Stage 4 stomach cancer, Justin Hardy is the second-leading scorer for @WashUBasketball. "This is me living my life regardless of the circumstances. If this isn't beating it, I don't know what is."
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𝓶♡@Love_bug10161 Jan 2020
It’s just fucking sexy when you can be your weird self with the one you love.
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Indy@IndecisiveJones26 Dec 2019
Screw New Years resolutions, I’ll start it after my birthday. - anybody born in January
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Sa🐝rina ✨@adorableinNE21 Dec 2019
your ruin or mine
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Sa🐝rina ✨@adorableinNE21 Dec 2019
Send music, a playlist or just a song. Some gifts cost nothing but mean the world.
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Caitlin@caithuls18 Dec 2019
I have a phone interview today and someone told me to “just be myself” so I’m not going to answer the call
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Chocolate Jesus@pflying_phreak27 Dec 2016
Everyone is heartbroken about celebrities dying, but no one is mourning the death of facts.
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Cesspool@pizzawhippets18 Dec 2019
I sure say, “happens to the best of us” a lot for a person who isn’t the best at anything.
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Trust no one. They're out to steal your fries. All of them.
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Lazor@Lazor282818 Dec 2019
My most useful skill is being able to distinguish between the sounds of the UPS and FedEx trucks pulling up to my street.
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1Ø.@NoPane016 Dec 2019
Stay tuned: I'm running away soon
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Sweet Momissa@sweetmomissa18 Dec 2019
I've never watched Game of Thrones
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ѕηιzzℓє@SnizTheFriz20 Nov 2019
I won't get involved in your twitter drama, but I'll completely lose track of time and ignore my family while reading the shit out of it.
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ѕηιzzℓє@SnizTheFriz27 Nov 2019
Might fuck around and troll a celebrity until they block me so I can post the screenshot and be cool
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ѕηιzzℓє@SnizTheFriz26 Nov 2019
New follower in my DM: Hey girl check out my YouTube channel Me: I don't have internet Them: But you're on here? Me: I'm on a payphone Them: ...... Me: I can't read
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ѕηιzzℓє@SnizTheFriz17 Nov 2019
Kid: What are those dogs doing? Me: *mouthful of popcorn* They fuckin
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ѕηιzzℓє@SnizTheFriz19 Dec 2019
If the singer doesn't sound like the cookie monster on crack, I don't wanna listen to it.
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megan.⚡️
@megantisocial10 Jan 2019
just out here grinding to leave a legacy my dog can be proud of.
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