@IndecisiveJones

husband, father, animation aficionado, penguin

 flavortown
xitter.cf/search/from:IndecisiveJones(exclude:replies)
Joined January 2013
  • Tweets60.3K
  • Following992
  • Followers17K
8KMedia
crossbreed every type of dog until all you’re left with is an everything beagle
189
14,484
315
154,288
"hardcore porn" implies the existence of "post-porn", "ska-porn", and "anarcho-porn", among others
393
5,012
406
47,141
508,076
hate it when my side hustle (employment) gets in the way of my main hustle (watching movies)
76
10,895
215
88,257
1,009,949
Do companies understand invasive advertising makes people less interested in a product/service
Jared Holt@jaredlholtOct 23
For fuck’s sake
106
3,803
20
52,466
276,537
Pop Crave
@PopCraveOct 23
Hila Klein says husband Ethan Klein admitted to having an affair for over six months: “I am living in a nightmare I can’t wake up from.”
21
616
We SHOULD sacrıfice one billionaire a week until rent is under $800 again.
456
8,341
234
87,343
791,218
they’re literally stealing our fortunes
Jared Holt@jaredlholtOct 23
For fuck’s sake
5
274
1
3,456
27,831
no you’re so right, why would I want to see a picture of a restaurant’s actual food when I could see an ai rendering that looks like intestines
29
509
2
12,450
80,051
I was here first?
Bella
@stockbellaOct 22
If people dislike Elon Musk so much, why do they still use the platform he owns?
414
72,116
504
555,779
5,262,767
new extremely load bearing post just dropped
71
33,862
882
219,489
1,940,845
"Elon Musk says" is consistently the start of a sentence that ends up being one of the stupidest things that you've ever read in your life.
Hoops Crave
@HoopsCraveOct 20
Elon Musk says Neuralink will allow humans to communicate with animals by 2028.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Hoops Crave is a well known satrical account that posts false stories. x.com/HoopsCrave
107
2,779
33
35,228
214,323
"People are easier to govern when their suffering is framed as a personal failure rather than a systemic problem."
Uncle Ruckus
@EmargedOct 18
People are easier to govern when their suffering is framed as a personal failure rather than a systemic problem.
26
17,171
102
79,552
570,473
unironically good idea
Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋@poppy_hazeOct 19
law to rename "property tax" to "municipal services tax" and then just Gen Z stare at Boomers
4
395
10,000
78,230
Fuck Kalshi Fuck Polymarket Fuck DraftKings Fuck FanDuel Fuck bet365 Fuck Fanatics Fuck BetMGM Fuck Caesars Sportsbook Fuck BetOnline Fuck gambling and their ads
231
4,545
102
34,656
519,081
a nutri-grain bar is just an uncircumcised fig newton
1
4
9
514
True punk is the perseverance of the human spirit.
Iman@Iman4iiOct 16
Palestinian skaters in Gaza continue skateboarding among destroyed buildings and damaged streets despite the war
42
20,624
32
166,118
1,056,034
My favorite part of America is how much of the "fuck you I've got mine" crowd has exactly nothing
79
4,456
50
60,232
622,867
The larp is crazy
weather@dsxf234161Oct 16
152
5,314
59
62,002
585,064
Have we not learned from Spongebob?
Tim Pool
@TimcastOct 16
Perhaps But good luck competing against 50,000 posers producing content 10 times faster than you
62
1,061
10
10,540
78,396
jesus christ
will@will_nba_haterOct 16
My dad told me he loved me growing up and I got good grades
148
6,052
54
126,202
1,499,181
Load more