The doctor of decadence, the deliverer of devastation…the Duke of the Double Stack Defense…America’s finest pigskin prognosticator in all of sports…it’s………Patrick! (Cue The Tonight Show music) Take it away!
The best college football discussion and pics around. Personally, I paid off my house, bought a convertible Sebring, and have me a time share right on PCB with the money I’ve made here! *strictly for entertainment purposes, not financial or wagering advice. But maybe you could get a bigger house and a bigger car too?!?*
Awesome job P!
The captain of college football, the king of comedy, the commissioner of calamity, it’s Patrick! Enjoy and the picks are solid too!
Good morning and Happy Friday HFT family! Sorry for the delay this morning but today we shall tackle deserts. Bread pudding is one of the most vile and nasty things ever to be forced on to someone. Serving or eating soggy bread is absolutely SKB. Discuss among yourselves! @gameday_south @TheHollowd @barner_burner @BenMcAliley @BarnerSupply @ChipMurphy1 @Its_Me_AU_Creed @HeySavannahZ @Heather_ishh @AUKathleen2418 @LorieBama @AU_Grad2000 @cwcoreywilliams @MargaretAUGrad @CfbMegan @kimt205 @c_pap_daddy @MWendell11 @jmatl0ck
Happy Thursday my friends! To try to stay true to our week, this weekend we play LSU. As we are all aware, they smell akin to corn dogs. Corn dogs are delicious and should be celebrated. In fact, we should have more fried meat on sticks! If you do not like corn dogs, you are either un-American and boil suspicious bones to make broth or you probably had a corn dog made with Indiana corn. Both are SKB worthy. Discuss among yourselves! @gameday_south @TheHollowd @barner_burner @BenMcAliley @BarnerSupply @ChipMurphy1 @Its_Me_AU_Creed @HeySavannahZ @Heather_ishh @AUKathleen2418 @LorieBama @AU_Grad2000 @cwcoreywilliams @MargaretAUGrad @CfbMegan @kimt205 @c_pap_daddy @MWendell11 @jmatl0ck
Good morning HFTers! Happy Wednesday to you all…it should be common knowledge but when choosing donuts, there is only one way to go, and that’s @krispykreme If you like Dumkin Donuts you are an absolute psychopath, you probably can’t make the “r” sound while talking and you think the Pats never cheated. Discuss among yourselves! @gameday_south @TheHollowd @barner_burner @BenMcAliley @BarnerSupply @ChipMurphy1 @Its_Me_AU_Creed @HeySavannahZ @Heather_ishh @AUKathleen2418 @LorieBama @AU_Grad2000 @cwcoreywilliams @MargaretAUGrad @CfbMegan @kimt205 @c_pap_daddy @MWendell11 @jmatl0ck
Happy Tuesday to the HFT crew. To follow up on a topic from last week, I’d like to discuss major chain fast food dipping sauces. For chicken, the only acceptable answer for best dipping sauces is the McDonald’s hot mustard. If you can’t get on board with this, you very well may have bones in your backyard. Discuss at your leisure. @gameday_south @TheHollowd @barner_burner @BenMcAliley @BarnerSupply @ChipMurphy1 @Its_Me_AU_Creed @HeySavannahZ @Heather_ishh @AUKathleen2418 @LorieBama @AU_Grad2000 @cwcoreywilliams @MargaretAUGrad @CfbMegan @kimt205 @c_pap_daddy @MWendell11 @jmatl0ck
Good Monday morning HFT’ers! Any Monday after beating Georgia is a wonderful day. To stay with Georgia as a theme…you may not know that GA is the state that produces the most pecans. That brings us to pecan pie. Absolutely skb if you eat that, just drink a bottle of Karo syrup and give yourself a shot of insulin and be done with it. Discuss. (WDE!) @gameday_south @TheHollowd @barner_burner @BenMcAliley @BarnerSupply @ChipMurphy1 @Its_Me_AU_Creed @HeySavannahZ @Heather_ishh @AUKathleen2418 @LorieBama @AU_Grad2000 @cwcoreywilliams @MargaretAUGrad @CfbMegan @kimt205 @c_pap_daddy @MWendell11 @jmatl0ck
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls…prepare yourself for the perfect prose of the pigskin prognostication provided by our pal Patrick. I dunno about that first game pick though, the rest…
1) Do you like college football?
2) Do you enjoy humor?
If you answered both questions with a “yes” then I am about to make your Saturday. Presenting the Perkiest Pigskin Prognosticator this side of the Sierra Nevada’s…Patrick’s losers…..
(Jorts vs Duckhead….GOLD)
Another banger from my main man P, who’s dropping bars just like Chuck D
Come down, play the picks and the rhymes
After all, they do call him Patty Dimes
But don’t bring that weak sh*t here and call yourself musers
We follow the pigskin prognostications of Patrick’s Losers!
This may be the most murderous meal known to mankind. Chunked sardines? Olives? (Olives are foul, foul things) and who knows what else might be lurking in here. I think Ben said it best “Just send the meteor.” He’s right though, my hopes for humanity have dimmed a little today @gameday_south @TheHollowd @barner_burner @BenMcAliley @BarnerSupply @ChipMurphy1 @Its_Me_AU_Creed @HeySavannahZ @Heather_ishh @AUKathleen2418 @LorieBama @AU_Grad2000 @cwcoreywilliams @MargaretAUGrad @CfbMegan @kimt205 @c_pap_daddy @MWendell11 @jmatl0ck
HFT @gameday_south @TheHollowd @barner_burner @BenMcAliley @BarnerSupply @ChipMurphy1 @Its_Me_AU_Creed @HeySavannahZ @Heather_ishh @AUKathleen2418 @LorieBama @AU_Grad2000 @cwcoreywilliams @MargaretAUGrad @CfbMegan @kimt205 @c_pap_daddy @MWendell11 @jmatl0ck …here’s the take of the day…apparently there are people out here who eat peanut butter, mayonnaise and tomato sandwiches. This is SKB of the highest order. Discuss amongst yourselves…and Happy Monday everyone!!!
