Got married to @LuVanityy. @SCWrestling1 Worlds Heavyweight Champion. The Broken and the Lost (RP Account)

Joined March 2014
Not time for the Swansong just yet it seems.
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I'm taking Gary to Australia with me in the middle of Summer for science.
I saw a snake once. I don't know what happened because I blacked out from fear. All I know is when I woke up my pants were wet. This is Gary.
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I had to change that snake's name. He was called Gary, and then I met one armed Gary, and I couldn't subject the poor beast to such an unfortunate association.
OCW Returns October 18th with Destiny! A gamble to see who will earn a shot at @Kieran_FU_King. Two wrestlers fight to claim a win and pull the right card. @stoneage2023 vs. @A_RagingRaven Will the Upstart shock the world or can the OG Raven prove he's the top bird in OCW?
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I promise I did not turn the championship into an Ashtray again, and that is why this is happening. I even kept most of my bodily fluids off it this time.
The @SCWrestling1 World Heavyweight and World Bombshell Champions will be presented with brand new championship belts at High Stakes XVI!
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Crash not knowing what a famous Australian bird is checks out.
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I just want to see the Maggie get fucking swooped.
I don't want to get everyone's hopes up but I think Charlie the Magpie might be close to agreeing to compete at Massacre on Monday! I have to thank @A_RagingRaven for making the connection. This is Gary.
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// I hope they manage to find the capslock button again. I too would be very upset with the world if I lost the ability to type in not all caps.
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I was in a couple of these feds. I was very good at winning. I was also very good at becoming friends with the people running the feds. There is surely no correlation here.
A fed where you win by writing matches sounds like actual hell
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Logan not knowing the clit is real doesn't surprise me.
……..so err, Logan is in the doghouse with Brooke. He said the one thing you should never say to your girlfriend about their sex life…..
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I did get a little confused. Hammers to the skull do that. Hope you've got something more interesting to do then a rehash of something I've done already though. I want to see you flourish in your own creativity.
Replying to @SCWrestling1
@SCWrestling1 I will not be in the arena this up coming Climax Control. Got something very big to do that needs my full attention and participation. Don't worry @A_RagingRaven you can focus on the Internet Ch- oops the Roulette Champion, Ryan Keys.
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The Lost Raven, Alexander retweeted
scwrestling.net/boards/index… "Strange Bedfellows" RP w/ @A_RagingRaven vs @hopesendSCW and @TheDonBH for @SCWrestling1 Climax Control
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// I am reminded more and more every day why I hate this. Holy fuck have literally any of you touched fucking grass? You want to do a writing hobby? Use your own damn imagination. Which I know is hard being you couldn't write directions out of a room made of doors. But jesus.
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I'm pretty much at the point where I only hop on Twitter now to talk with 1 person every once in a blue moon. Everyone is so fucking pretentious at this point. It's a rotation of the same arguments every week. A lot of you peaked in High School and it fucking oozes from you.
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Congratulations @ThisIsMiloKasey. You did it. You arrived, you succeeded. And regardless of what anyone says, it means as much beating me as anyone. Two transgressors. Two outcomes of pain. Personal and business. I will think on it.
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