The Crooked Man - The Devil You Know - El Gran Malo - The Filth of Fountain City - The Rivet (Not Santos Escobar)

Kansas City, MO
Joined February 2023
Mexico still sucks. This house is quiet now. And I defuse a nuclear warhead Only one of these is a lie. Find out which on this new exciting episode of Dragon Crash Z: โ€œComedy Crawls Out From The Cancerous Womb of Tragedy.โ€ docs.google.com/document/d/1โ€ฆ
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Super Likable Rodriguez retweeted
You know, I haven't said anything, but it really, really does crank me craw that I got left off Uprisin's Reckonin' show. What with it bein' the Big One and me bein' just, you know, the second teir Champion and all. What bookin' since does that make?
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Crazyโ€ฆ Whatโ€™s that leave your shitstain cousin I already dogwalked? Stop punching up, this is your last nibble Iโ€™m giving ya guppy.
There's no spin, it's an underhand toss because that's what you warrant. Tagging you on twitter to call you a bitch requires ... minimal effort. You're losing your edge, Crashy-Poo and you had all the cutting ablity of a butterknife before this.
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You tagged me out the blue. Thatโ€™s begging for my attention. Nice try spinning, but youโ€™re a shit breakdancer. Boohoo for you. Another swing and a miss
This isn't defensive. You don't care about anything, and your whole schtick is crying for attention, don't act uppity when you get it. You begged on bended knee for it, time and time again.
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Awe look at you being all defensive. Seems somebodys feels got rattled. Boohoo for you
One, my foot was on his chest and he wasn't moving. Two, the crowd loves me. Three, you can floss your teeth with my asshair.
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Hey @MRavenK1 do you want to do lunch
Iโ€™m going to give 5 grand to the next person to smack @MRavenK1 with a chair. And no Matt. You canโ€™t claim the bounty on yourself @EliteWrestOrg retweet this, twitter boy Want everybody to have a fair shot to cash in.
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Do you always use bigger names to fight for the scraps of relevancy or is that just a side hobby to you?
Maybe @RodriguezCrash won't attack Randy after I already beat her ass. He loves my scraps. @EliteWrestOrg maybe he'll jump you too after I buff out the corners on that big ass block head.
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Iโ€™m going to give 5 grand to the next person to smack @MRavenK1 with a chair. And no Matt. You canโ€™t claim the bounty on yourself @EliteWrestOrg retweet this, twitter boy Want everybody to have a fair shot to cash in.
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I was told you should visualize your goals if you want to manifest them into the universe. I donโ€™t believe in any of that but donโ€™t hurt to try
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God damn I hate money Why do I have so much?
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Itโ€™s working 5th dimensional beings have such fragile egos
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Youโ€™re just wrong man First off timelines? Clocks are circles, idiot Not lines. Nice try, nerd
Communicate in what way I am wrong.
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Itโ€™s ok to be wrong, dude People are wrong all the time. Trust me, we donโ€™t think any less of you (We couldnโ€™t if we tried)
Not wrong. Concepts of physical position have entirely been dictated by beings who's entire perception of reality is what they can see. There is no up, down, left, right, or sides in a place without gravity. Therefore nothing has actual position without it.
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Idek if heโ€™s wrong, but i bet I can ragebait him
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No it is not. While the concept of gravity may force you into a specific position on the source of the aforementioned gravity, where there is no gravity, there is no position at all, and therefore no rule which states a default position. You are slaves to gravity and perception.
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Note thereโ€™s only one Crooked Man around these parts
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I got something to sayโ€ฆ Fuck the Referees
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