Albert Scrawler ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ’™โœ’๐Ÿ“’๐Ÿ“โ˜ ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ (@AbsurdScrawl) header
Albert Scrawler ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ’™โœ’๐Ÿ“’๐Ÿ“โ˜ ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ (@AbsurdScrawl) profile picture

Currently writing (??) - It will be a murder mystery of sorts - It's all I scribble - Veg grower - Grandad - Pet Care Worker

Consett, England
Joined February 2015
To anyone reading my replies to others. Please note I comment in jest, sarcasm etc and to people I know or have built an online friendship with. At no stage do I reply to people in hate. Now shut ya face and buy books. If you can from independent booksellers #WritingCommunity
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Replying to @Acyn
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"Underage girls testing positive for pregnancy at detention centers." Let me fix that for you. โ€œICE officers are raping little girls in detention centers.โ€ There you go.
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Trump wannabe playbook
Came through my letter box ! I do not want this in my house ! ๐Ÿ˜ก ! What to do with it ?????? ๐Ÿ—‘๐Ÿšฎ๐Ÿ—‘๐Ÿšฎ๐Ÿ—‘
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Mississippi Attorney General Lynn Fitch said today that a police officerโ€™s use of force in shooting a 1 year old baby in the head โ€œwas legally justified..โ€ and declined to bring criminal charges. All over some diapers that werenโ€™t even stolen; his mom had the receipt. But even if the diapers were stolen, itโ€™s not worth a life. Sounds about white to me.
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Atheists as well.
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The fuck you looking at?
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๐Ÿ˜‚ What a resignation speech
JD Vance makes a recommendation on who to vote for in the midterms: "Vote for the people who have solutions to lower the cost of gas, don't vote for the people who made the problem to begin with."
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I report Doge for fraud. @WhiteHouse
BREAKING: President Trump reveals his new anti-fraud program set up to reward people who expose fraud with a 1% commission on the money uncovered. "If you turn somebody in and you, let's say report and you find $1 billion, we are giving a commission to that person of 1%."
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DOJ's published guidance caps individual whistleblower rewards at up to $30,000 per tip, not an uncapped 1% of fraud uncovered, with a total program fund of $25 million. A $1 billion fraud tip would not yield a $10 million payout under the official program rules. newsweek.com/trump-vance-ofโ€ฆ foxnews.com/politics/trumpโ€ฆ
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I suspect this is the plan all along
I swear if in 2 years they "find him unfit to stand trial" bc of dementia this country will be a joke for eternity
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Turn the story behind your favorite person into a custom song gift. Start with a free preview, then pay only if you love it.

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Iโ€™m really curious about Zachariahโ€™s vetting, given she must have been privy to high level briefings. This is a woman who was dishonest about her qualifications and who had lived and worked in China. How did she get so close to the President?
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So, the United States bombed a school in Iran and now weโ€™re helping Putin bomb schools in Ukraine. Is THIS what being โ€œgreat againโ€ looks like?
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The White House claimed there were 16,000 non us citizens in Nevada that were on the voter rollsโ€ฆ after being forced to provide data to this they dropped their made up number to 185โ€ฆ Nevada investigated the 185 names and discovered that all of them were legal us citizens that were legally allowed to vote. Meaning the Trump White House was only off by 100%.
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Replying to @atrupar
If you dropped off Tim and picked up Tammy, itโ€™s called kidnapping and itโ€™s illegal in all 50 states. Needless to say, thereโ€™s not a single state where this imaginary procedure can take place. You have to be absolutely out of your mind to believe that a school can do a sex change surgery, with or without parental consent. Do you also believe that it does heart transplants on weekends?
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Replying to @atrupar
Thisโ€ฆ
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Meanwhile we had yet another school shooting in which 3 ACTUAL children went off to school and came back in body bags. But he doesnโ€™t care about the REAL threats to our kids. Just this manufactured fear mongering transphobic bullshit.
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Dear MAGA: If you dropped off your child to school as a boy and picked your child up as a girl, please return her back to school, you picked up the wrong child. Thank you.
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Dad and mom locked children in cages and put nails between toes to stop 'stealing food at night,' cops say ift.tt/ecp13Dl
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Why not drive forward onto other tracks
Someone please explain what the logic behind this decision was๐Ÿ˜… They didn't want to break their rear window, so they just totaled their whole car instead? Writer: Marie, Daniel teapaw.org/gazetory/status/211006โ€ฆ
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This is the tweet of the century! Retweet if you agree!
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