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It do be like that!馃槀馃槶馃槀
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Replying to @MyLastChance8
It's disappearing, I'm afraid. I need to fatten up! 馃槄
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Y'all worried about politics and Olympics. I'm worried shrinkflation is going to under stuff my Oreos.
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When you realize how many Americans never learned Greek mythology.
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Replying to @MyLastChance8
Me, too. Nah, just kidding. I like bums.
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Replying to @Donsterdamus
"Autocorrect", not "Autocomplete". 馃
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Canadian Tiger retweeted
Privacy is power. What people don't know, they can't ruin.
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Replying to @Sir82814803
I love that video! "Could be a deer, dough." 馃槅
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Replying to @Sir82814803
I'll be honest. My friend who lives south of the border said this and I begged her if I could tweet it. But she and I are cut from the same cloth, so I'll accept your compliments. Thank you. 馃槈
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Replying to @MyLastChance8
I thought you were cooking. That would explain why you're a little farther from the stove than usual.
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What do you get when you take the p and the f out of perfection? Because my autocorrect sure knows the answer.
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Canadian Tiger retweeted
By the way, you can call me Your Excellency if you want.
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Replying to @MyLastChance8
It's coming along... I swear!
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Societies reset button must be a clit.
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When you say goodnight to everyone but then you have to go back like an idiot馃憥
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Well you crazy fuckers, I'm back. Now let's see how long it takes for my girlfriend to notice.
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Replying to @Donsterdamus
I laughed out loud at this!
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Replying to @MyLastChance8
Don't worry. My phenomenal ass will melt all that.
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