Replying to @MyLastChance8
It's disappearing, I'm afraid. I need to fatten up! 馃槄
Canadian Tiger retweeted
Y'all worried about politics and Olympics.
I'm worried shrinkflation is going to under stuff my Oreos.
Replying to @MyLastChance8
Me, too.
Nah, just kidding. I like bums.
Replying to @Donsterdamus
"Autocorrect", not "Autocomplete". 馃
Replying to @Sir82814803
I love that video!
"Could be a deer, dough."
馃槅
Replying to @Sir82814803
I'll be honest. My friend who lives south of the border said this and I begged her if I could tweet it.
But she and I are cut from the same cloth, so I'll accept your compliments. Thank you. 馃槈
Replying to @MyLastChance8
I thought you were cooking. That would explain why you're a little farther from the stove than usual.
What do you get when you take the p and the f out of perfection? Because my autocorrect sure knows the answer.
Replying to @MyLastChance8
It's coming along... I swear!
Canadian Tiger retweeted
When you say goodnight to everyone but then you have to go back like an idiot馃憥
Canadian Tiger retweeted
Well you crazy fuckers, I'm back.
Now let's see how long it takes for my girlfriend to notice.
Replying to @MyLastChance8
Don't worry. My phenomenal ass will melt all that.






