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Joined March 2009
It do be like that!πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚
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Y'all worried about politics and Olympics. I'm worried shrinkflation is going to under stuff my Oreos.
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When you realize how many Americans never learned Greek mythology.
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Canadian Tiger retweeted
Privacy is power. What people don't know, they can't ruin.
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Canadian Tiger retweeted
By the way, you can call me Your Excellency if you want.
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Societies reset button must be a clit.
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When you say goodnight to everyone but then you have to go back like an idiotπŸ‘Ž
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Well you crazy fuckers, I'm back. Now let's see how long it takes for my girlfriend to notice.
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This cat looks like a human except it doesn't give a damn
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Canadian Tiger retweeted
I set my own boundaries. I will not live in someone else's cage.
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I am insanely fucking envious of every single one of you, y'all can fucking mute my thoughts any fucking time
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Canadian Tiger retweeted
There is no instrument Mike from @Toehider will not make his bitch
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I am so fucking out of shape at this point in my fucking life, cardio is just anytime I'm not fucking actively smoking anything
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Bind my wrists to my ankles and let's see where that takes us.
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Canadian Tiger retweeted
LET'S DO IT 12th-LA -REGENT THEATER 13th-SAN FRANCISCO -BOTTOM OF THE HILL 15th-PORTLAND-HAWTHORNE THEATER 16th-SEATTLE-THE CROCODILE 18th-SALT LAKE CITY-URBAN LOUNGE 19th-DENVER-MARQUIS THEATER 21st-CHICAGO-BOTTOM LOUNGE 23rd-BROOKLYN-THE MEADOWS toehider.com/shows
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Canadian Tiger retweeted
Let's fucking happen with each other, not fucking to each other
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Canadian Tiger retweeted
The thing that fucking sucks most about everything is it's actually fucking reality
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I sexually identify as a real Christmas tree, you'll be hyped for a week then just sick of my shit laying everywhere on the floor and you'll want me in the wood chipper by the end of the month
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