Hoser in the sorta south. All the vices, unconventional, inconvenient fucking shitshow

end of the Fibonacci sequence
Joined October 2015
The fucking exceptional singularity that is you
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I get so sad off that remembering
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fucking discomfort
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the cold would be easier to take with a few extra kilos on me but vanity dictates that my weight must be less than my age (fortunately, this becomes easier every year)
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The former. It's the plural of 'pain' + 'taking.'
not looking up the etymology is painstaking "pains-taking" or "pain-staking"
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go birds
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Gooooood morning all! Happy Monday! I hope you have a great start to your week! ☕️ 🍁
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First date idea: Discuss our attachment styles over a plate of mozzarella cheese sticks.
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Be kind, they said. I am, I'm just doing it from very far away.
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he makes me cum((plete)ly miserable)
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fucking discombobulates
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I love that my son just gave me a 45 minutes heads up that he's bringing his girlfriend home to meet me FOR THE FIRST TIME.
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This is a really good answer.
Raiders QB Kirk Cousins on eventually ceding his position as starter to Fernando Mendoza, following the team’s 4th straight loss. 🎥: By @Sean_Zittel
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take the light and darken everything around me call the clouds and listen closely, i’m lost without you.
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her eyes, the color of the moon and just as luminous.
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not to be dramatic…but
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Only one?? I’m appalled!!
You're someone's twitter crush.
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This 3 AM stuff is getting old.
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If I post my ass, would y’all be cool about it or freak out?
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Not every woman is everyone's cup of tea. Some are champagne. They're in a league of their own.
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the concept of having to study (which i hate) to get a job (which i hate even more) to live (which i hate the most)
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