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Baba Salma

@AgainstWeaves

Remember.. its all bullshit, but I'm a lawyer, I can help

 Mombasa
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Joined September 2009
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Replying to @SokOdera @AgainstWeaves @Nja_u_
Just donate the space in your head for avoidable housing construction
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Replying to @wildfreakouts
I think this may be a skit… the only reason why is because it’s a little too performative.. but it may be real
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This whole parking situation shows me exactly whats wrong w the world now, y’all think the consequences to YOUR wrong actions .. are audacious. Like y’all really expect people to have more courtesy for you than you initially had for them. Scary shit.
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Nyambura Njaũ ♏️ (@NyamburaGobela) profile pictureNyambura Njaũ ♏️@NyamburaGobela20h
Replying to @W_Asherah
It has something to do with his age because they expect someone older than my parents to be uptight and controlling. That last part is so true, my first marriage was to my age mate and they always tried to convince him amekaliwa
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I'll be asking as a random question now, "by the way kama Niko short 20 bon, bado unaeza nibeba/niuzia?" If they say no, no tip.
ʀ¡ᴄᴋʏ (@guylikericky) profile pictureʀ¡ᴄᴋʏ@guylikericky9h
Saw a tweet/article that said the way we tip drivers, waiters, basically anyone who provides a service, if the tables were turned and you were short of let's say 20 bob, they wouldn't hear you out. I have seen that exact scenario with an uber driver and it has me thinking harddd
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Some smart girl here told us we should t ach our sons not to give women like you any audience. Can't remember who it was, but I have a screenshot
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excel ᥫ᭡ (@excelduru) profile pictureexcel ᥫ᭡
@excelduruOct 30
I deeply admire women who do not respect men😭
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Replying to @ldb_sh
NO THEY CATEGORICALLY DID NOT.
Image from they raised me in a barn ⚧ⵣ🔻🪂 (@Sinesizwe_)
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Gitz  (@Gitz__) profile picture
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@Gitz__10h
Replying to @Aaroncheruiyot
This was funny in your head ?
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This must have been very rare, if it ever occurred. Kings mostly sold prisoners of war and raided people as slaves. Any king who sold his own people was a short way away from losing his own kingdom.
Steve Milchard (@stevemilchard) profile pictureSteve Milchard@stevemilchard20h
Replying to @Melebroz1
Didn't the African Kings manacle their own people and sell them to the slavers? Perhaps their ancestors would like to contribute to any reparations.
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Being a stepfather is the ultimate sacrifice, know that and know peace. It will get you disrespect and sometimes even hate, and sometimes it will come from the very people you're sacrificing for. If you can handle it, step up.
Hlovo (@hlovo_) profile pictureHlovo
@hlovo_Oct 31
I think we also need to chill on the stepfather slander every now and then. Your reasons for not wanting to be one are valid however we always emphasize the importance of having a father yet we constantly shame the dudes who take on that role.
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Splattacular
@SplattacularOne2h
Replying to @mr_jashie @sorennxbt
Please read what I posted again so you better understand exactly what I said. She was previously married before him.
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Very interesting question, at the end of the civil war, Taiwan was around 3 times richer than China. Now it's about 2 times as rich.
Kyle 🚄 (@KyleTrainEmoji) profile pictureKyle 🚄@KyleTrainEmojiOct 31
If Chiang Kai-Shek had won, today China would be utterly poverty-stricken, have zero nuclear weapons, and would probably be host to a lot of U.S. military bases
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I understand, The owners o Coca Cola don't really like Pepsi drinkers: those are your competition after all
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Sonhei 🎀 (@kiara7829) profile pictureSonhei 🎀
@kiara782913h
I find men who pay prostitute for sex repulsive.
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This might be a coincidence, but I've personally never encountered intimate partner violence where the woman is asking for help
FLEA 🇭🇹 (@babyibeenajoint) profile pictureFLEA 🇭🇹@babyibeenajointOct 31
Be real if a nigga beating a bitch ass in public are you going to intervene ?
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The guy who runs ManU now, his foray into motor vehicles was as successful 🤣🤣
Car.it (@kipronobett_) profile pictureCar.it@kipronobett_21h
I didn’t know JLR sued the owner of Ineos Grenadier, but they lost
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The Baron@BaronGreen_Back11h
Replying to @AgainstWeaves
😂😂. Dead. New investment class.
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My Chinese boss speaks Swahili
Baba Salma (@AgainstWeaves) profile pictureBaba Salma@AgainstWeavesNov 1
Replying to @nhmohamed90 @NyabiraBen
As a law student I was taught that Kiswahili is Kenya's national language, I also know kiswahili is COMPULSORY for 12 years of school. Anyone who doesn't speak Swahili is HIGHLY SUSPICIOUS. Chinese people who stay for a year or two speak Swahili.
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A Toyota car holds better value than the Kenya shillings! Mad
Kones. (@BCherich) profile pictureKones.
@BCherich13h
Sometimes it's hard to understand the 254 Car Market. For example, the first NZE was manufactured in August 2000 and the last one in January 2007. Scrolling online, the same model that was bought at around 500k - 800k that time, is now. 600k. 20-26years later. Najua mtasema inflation nini Nini but talk about depreciation too.
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Make sure you send her to supervise and send her the money to pay the workers, don't have any direct contact
Haji (@khal_haji) profile pictureHaji
@khal_haji21h
Caught her cheating and stayed. Now I've promised to renovate her parents' house. I want to take the roof off and then disappear.
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Wayne Gakuo
@wayne_gakuoOct 31
Stay guided
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JM (@jayhemz) profile pictureJM
@jayhemzOct 29
This guy's Twitter page is like an inventory of accomplishments. Yet, Kenyans keep complaining. Reminds me of the complaints of Nigerians when PDP was in power. Good ol' days where we could still see small accomplishments here and there. I hope they don't get a Tinubu.
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