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@AgentP313

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Joined April 2009
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There’s an entire generation of people who have never experienced the emotional roller coaster of burning a CD and having it fail at 98.7%
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Wish Michigan’s coaches looked like this
Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) profile pictureBarstool Sports
@barstoolsportsNov 7
How I’m looking at the study guide after taking adderall
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Pitiful tackling by the @Saints defense. Wow.
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#Michigan $24.75 Million to buyout Kyle Whittingham at @UMichFootball
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Tommy Carr ain’t it.
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Who TF is a Yogi Roth??
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I love when LSU loses
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So Michigan got Utahs washed up coach and Utah is absolutely rolling this year. Nice work Michigan.
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🤣🤣 One of the few republican groups NOT losing their minds
College Republicans at UMich (@UMichGOP) profile pictureCollege Republicans at UMich
@UMichGOPNov 4
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This is it. It’s really this simple.
Gino The Ghost (@GinoTheGhost) profile pictureGino The Ghost
@GinoTheGhostNov 4
Trump betrayed his own cult and squandered one of the biggest political opportunities in modern history. He inherited the House, Senate, a 6-3 Supreme Court, a popular vote victory, and a sweep of every swing state. Republicans were winning the culture war. He had an actual mandate and a base ready to follow him anywhere. Instead, he dragged us into a pointless war nobody wanted, gave us disastrous tariffs, higher costs, militarized policing, DOGE, crypto grifts, pardons for criminals, Epstein stonewalling, attacks on the Constitution, blatant self-enrichment, and virtually zero meaningful legislation. Meanwhile, he's posting AI slop, obsessing over a ballroom nobody gives a fuck about, botching the Reflecting Pool, and picking fights with our allies. And America is clearly exhausted. Many Republicans are tired of the narcissism, childish name-calling, nonstop vitriol, and manufactured hysteria about Democrats wanting to “trans your kids.” People want their lives to get better. They want affordability, stability, and some semblance of normalcy. They don't want to hear about John Husted's ass. I see this as a nationwide rejection of what MAGA has become. It's joever. An absolutely generational bag fumble.
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So they’re calling it a blue tsunami….close enough
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Think I called it yesterday when I said it’ll be a blue wave. Republicans fumbled hard with Trump running everything into the ground.
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Yuppp
Ben Owen (@BlackRifle_Co) profile pictureBen Owen
@BlackRifle_CoNov 3
Image from Ben Owen (@BlackRifle_Co)
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Bingo.
Shibetoshi Nakamoto (@BillyM2k) profile pictureShibetoshi Nakamoto
@BillyM2kNov 3
the reason why the republicans won in 2024 is cuz the democrats are incompetent idiots the reason why the democrats are winning in 2026 is cuz the republicans are incompetent idiots
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My fantasy team absolutely sucks.
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I have a feeling there will be a huge blue wave after tomorrow.
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Nice swing bro
Donut Operator 🍩 (@DonutOperator) profile pictureDonut Operator 🍩
@DonutOperatorNov 2
Guy goes after Chicago firefighter with female officer standing right there. Firefighter smacks him in the face with a halligan tool 😂
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Imagine being a @dallascowboys fan 😬
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“Gained” an extra hour of sleep. I dunno, 630 is 630 and I’m up ordering groceries
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Ordered an iced coffee at @panerabread Employee hands me an empty cup and says the iced coffee is over there. (She points). I go to pay and it asks if I want to tip? Tip for what? Am I tipping myself? Not to mention the iced coffee “tub” is almost empty when I go to get some.
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