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Agent P

@AgentP313

Freelance Something

 Detroit, Ontario
Joined April 2009
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There’s an entire generation of people who have never experienced the emotional roller coaster of burning a CD and having it fail at 98.7%
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It is Possible — I Can High res link in bio 🔗
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If I see you wearing a Gulf of America or Lake America shirt, I automatically know you’re a fucking idiot.
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No amount of money is worth your joy, fulfillment, and happiness.
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When FIFA corrupt as hell but it benefits the USMNT
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“Dad, tell me about Cape Verde’s run in the 2026 World Cup”
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Midwest suburban neighborhoods for the next two weeks: “are those fireworks or gunshots lol?”
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Just because it has been normalised by society, it doesn't mean it's right.
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The state of Michigan is the greatest country on planet Earth 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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The Last Airbender..... Don't Tap
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@NHL30 Dec 2025
Shooting an Original Six matchup on a 100-year-old camera is the bee's knees 😮‍💨
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1️⃣0️⃣1️⃣5️⃣ #GoBlue | #Winningest
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It's dreadful knowing I'm going to wake up gorgeous again. So bloody draining 😴
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IT'S GREAT TO BE A MICHIGAN WOLVERINE! 〽️
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Election Day! 🇺🇸
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@MLB7 Oct 2024
Oh, I leave quite an impression 423 feet to be exact! #ALDS
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Mullings, my god. #usc #michigan #CFB
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Scottie Scheffler becomes the world's first No. 1 to win a gold medal 🥇
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Celebrate Moon Landing Day with our limited edition Lunar Collection, featuring the iconic NASA and glow-in-the-dark NASA Nebula designs.

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Did Turkey send a hitman to the Olympics?
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