Music Artist | Black they/them | 30+ | Deleted at 1000K.

New York, USA
Joined May 2011
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Unfortunately “me when I pull the door handle and it shatters” is incredible
A brand-new employee made a smashing start to her career at a Texas salon, as the glass sliding door she was closing exploded into hundreds of tiny pieces, leaving her client and other employees stunned.
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Kai Cenat was in disbelief to find out Samsung had foldable phones years before Apple after meeting someone in Japan 😭😭
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The accuracy 💀😂💀😂💀😂💀😂💀😂
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this is fucking ridiculous. so much illiteracy from schools
public school issues masking restrictions in South Carolina during a COVID wave!
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shout out to jasmine!! i love her rice
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"We need a slur for—"
we need a slur for slow walkers
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The dark side of “keeping grandma’s house.” Because handing down houses with tons of repair work needed or in this case, hundreds of thousands of roaches is not exactly a setup for success.
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If you could be honest with your Uber driver 😭😭
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You couldn’t tell her she wasn’t Victoria Monet.
that blaccent was THICK.
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i dont like how yt people use memes to say nigga
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🚨 BREAKING: Tech channel PhoneBuff just released a drop-test video for the iPhone Duo From the very first drop, the hinge mechanism jammed and couldn’t open fully flat. By the fourth drop, the impact traveling through the body totally killed the inner screen, the left half lost signal and the right half completely lost touch response. Although the outer screen still works, the unfolding function is basically disabled.
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The problem appears serious and could even escalate into a recall.
iPhone Duo screen frequent problems may be the root cause of this.
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Some lady in the bucees bathroom asked to read my shirt and I saw her smile disappear slowly
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free him
A 31-year-old Georgia man was charged after he allegedly threw a Molotov cocktail at a US Immigration and Customs Enforcement building in downtown Atlanta. cnn.it/4Bp1oC8
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When I say "butt naked" it is a conscious choice not a mistake
We acknowledge that no one has the bandwidth for this, but if it helps: -It’s ‘sleight of hand’ -It’s ‘bated breath’ -It’s ‘lo and behold’ -It's 'buck naked' -It’s ‘brass tacks’ -It’s ‘free rein’ -It’s ‘toe the line'
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Tinashe is the French fry connoisseur 😂😂
omg tinashe’s mind!! i was just eating french fries 🤣🤣
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I fw him but then he’ll say “spanish bitch put my dick in her empanada” and it’s like ??? why bro
Cordae is someone who raps well but doesn’t move me cause of just a lack or charisma or distinction
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Absolutely nothing to see here with "optimised" Netflix...
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some of these responses (e.g.Laz, Tia)....... yikes, man.
Looking back, it was just crazy how they were constantly asking celebrities about Rihanna’s l**ked pictures on the red carpet
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COVID has been running through these streets like Tomb Raider 😭
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