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Award winning tradpubbed novelist. I will lead Skynet to your hiding place for double rations.

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Joined October 2018
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#ROTT32X update: level select menu, performance gains, voice samples, hot priest porridge (giggity) #Sega #32X #Apogee
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How your Chinese gf looks at you before asking for state secrets
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Cartman's rendition of In the Ghetto has lived rent-free in my head for the past 20 years.
what’s everyone’s fav south park song i’m curious
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Each of these is funnier than the last.
POV: you’re Jensen Huang while on a trip in Tokyo
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Escaflowne (2000) is an incredible movie
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wonderful, no notes
I only make serious software
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Best resident evil ad ever?
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Can’t wait to practice the last part
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yeah we need more data centers
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You could walk into any Walmart in the country at 2 am and buy a whole ass aquarium
Millennials, what was considered completely NORMAL in 2005 that would be absolutely unhinged today?
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por cada mulher que apodrece em sua cama, há um gato fazendo o mesmo ao seu lado
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Built a physical simulation of a record player with WebGL2 and Web Audio. It's *shockingly* accurate: vinyl-gl.vercel.app. Instead of playing a song, it works by converting it into the physical shape of a groove. Then a simulated stylus rides those walls 384,000 times a second, and you hear the voltage that motion would induce in a cartridge. So the crackle, the pops, the wow/flutter, the dull inner grooves are natural byproducts of the simulation. You can also "DJ" the record. (The converted songs are in the public domain or CC-licensed. Code is linked for you to remix and re-deploy.)
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Honestly if they sent a honeypot after me she’d probably fall in love with me and betray China
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You have no idea the profound, life-changing impact this scene had on me when I was nine.
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Weeeeeeb dreams
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same energy, slightly different atmosphere amen
were reaching new levels of 16th century (High-Renaissance) Italian Motets the timeline has ever seen. wait for the chord at 0:52! "Alleluia.." (Nicola Vicentino, 1555)
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Gm y'all
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