Podcaster, McCartney-Lennonist
Los Angeles, CA
Joined May 2010
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If the Queen had known she would’ve been so much nicer.
Meghan Markle’s dad, Thomas, under investigation for ‘hundreds, if not thousands’ of child porn images: report trib.al/yD4HtE8
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Bricklayer, 49, travels 1,200 miles for dream girl - only to discover she's AI-generated trib.al/3CcGOfk
Johnny Woodard retweeted
New @BrokenSim! We talk Shane Gillis, doing Kill Tony, Stew Peters accusations against Jesse on Fire, whether Bert Kreischer is right about comedians needing a union, and more.
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And they wonder why @piersmorgan is cleaning all their clocks.
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🚨 NFL HISTORY: Panthers long snapper JJ Jansen is set to play his 282nd career game Sunday, breaking the NFL record for a long snapper.
Even crazier: Jansen has played MORE games than any RB, LB, DT or safety in NFL history. 🤯
"Daddy took me out of his will!"
"That's horrible. Why?"
"I mean, I did ask him to. But he didn't fight me on it at all."
What happens when the passive-aggressive (some might say feminine) style of argument loses you a literal fortune.
Hulk Hogan left about $5 million. His will names his daughter only to cut her out.
The July 28, 2023 amendment reads: "Under no circumstances shall Brooke E. Bollea or any descendants of Brooke E. Bollea be considered a beneficiary."
Court papers listed $200,000 in crypto, $799,000 in personal and intellectual property and a $4 million right of publicity. Sole beneficiary: his son Nick.
Brooke had asked to be taken out. She said she did not want to fight her mother or his third wife over money after he was gone. She still hoped he would ask why.
He signed it. He had skipped her 2022 wedding and told her husband he doesn't do weddings or funerals anymore.
The case for Hulk: she asked, he did exactly what she asked.
The case for Brooke: she wanted a phone call, not a signature.
In the video below she says how quickly she was erased.
Was he honoring her wish or punishing her for it?
This is funny.
Watching PBD (with his square, sales-oriented, platitude-filled brain) try to deal with Adam's chaotic energy is a riot.
(Related note: I'm pretty sure I had a version of this exchange with a teacher or two when I was in high school.)
here’s the exchange where @sostalksmoney makes what is charitably called a joke:
“I’m sure your mom really died of a headache — your mom might have died from a headache”
@AdamFriedland if u read this i’ll take it down for $100,000
I'm going to be playing GTA 6 at youtube.com/@johnnywoodard, if you want to hang.
We can all laugh together as the Latina chick absurdly beats the shit out of a bunch of badass @TaitFletcher looking men.
Watch the Grand Theft Auto VI Launch Trailer, featuring the debut of “Flower in a Hurricane" from original score composers Justice feat. Tame Impala, SZA, and King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard.
Grand Theft Auto VI arrives November 19: rockstargames.com/VI/ps5
Let’s talk cheap folders. The Svord peasant knife is cool and cheap. Highly recommend. Any value blades to suggest?
I like Opinel too. A shame they’re French.
Johnny Woodard retweeted
🚨 SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED DIARRHEA?! 💩
@samtripoli and @JohnnyWoodard tackle a story that takes “explosive chemistry” to a whole new level. Add a little Dumb and Dumber, and this @BrokenSim conversation goes exactly where you’d expect.
Watch the full episode. youtube.com/watch?v=YJMczPB5…
🤖 Made with AI
The right-wing version of Hollywood isn’t what we need at all. Just quality cinema.
We shouldn’t balance a suicidal political agenda with one that’s murderous (not saying that’s what this film is — I haven’t seen it — but I know Ben Shapiro’s motives).
This is looking pretty interesting, and very much like a real movie. Ben Shapiro wrote the screenplay.
Daily Wire’s entertainment side has had some misteps along the way, but they could very likely end up being a more right-leaning A24, which is what we needed all along, and which there might be a lucrative market niche for, particularly with Skydance emerging as a giant media conglomerate that can offer theatrical distribution and a streaming home to conservative and right-wing narrative content.
Also, the fact that all these actors are interested in being in a Ben Shapiro movie shows that Hollywood and creative people are not as universally liberal as liberals like to think.
Based on her reactions you would think this host is receiving full alien disclosure plus the truth about JFK and the moon landing.
Miley Cyrus reveals she refuses to do any foreplay with men and orders them to penetrate her immediately without lube so their ugly penises get out of her sight
"I enjoy sexuality more than I enjoy sex."
"I don't really fuck with foreplay because I'm just too busy. As everyone will tell you, even in my business, I do not like to tease things. I like to not say shit and then just fucking go for it and scare the shit out of you."
"I have a lot of shit going on. I don't really have time to sit around and flick my clit. I really want to get the fuck done and get the fuck back to editing."
"If I'm in the mood, we're good. I don't really need lube, to be honest. Stick it right in, just hurry, hurry, and make it good."
"I don't really want to look at a penis for any longer than I have to. I think that's why I want it to go inside, so it gets out of my face. I don't want it in my face, dude."
"I like dicks as an aesthetic."
"It's good if it can just get in and go away, because I don't want it eyeing me off. That's just how I truly feel."
"Everyone knows that tits are prettier than balls. Everybody knows this. Your dick is ugly, but look at this body."
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New @BrokenSim! @CIA thinks Israel may face Civil War. Do we believe them? We talk that plus texts that should kill the Cornell 7 case & Chris Bledsoe's predictions.
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I know it’s a difficult time for the Nepalese people, and my sympathies are with them.
But if these floods are going to keep happening, it’s critical that they absorb this message:
Shoot in landscape!
