Niche TikTok micro celebrity On Tiktok @AlexDaAverage
Joined February 2017
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Its wild to me that many can see Drake "Stat Pads" vs bad teams so his overall numbers look better but are incapable of seeing that same shit benifits McDumbass too.
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Pats fans and actually football fans in general are incapable of assigning blame to more than one person at a time
Drake has been overall ba vs good teams, thats true
McDaniels also sucks ass
Both these statements are true
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I still think the Pats are a 10-7 or 11-6 playoff team.
Not a SB contender but they could win a WC game
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The Patriots organization is incestuous. They refuse to expose themselves to new ideas or ways of operating.
It’s an issue that shows up everywhere.
It’s responsible for Henderson over Burden and Vrabel over Johnson/Cohen.
The “patriot way” is a relic of the 2000’s
This feed by Viggo is genuinely fucking gorgeous
This kid is 18 and pulling off passes even vets struggle with
Helle played 3 straight games vs Western teams then sat against a divisional opponent
Now suddenly the division games matter to the Devils
Aight
Since I’m getting killed in the replies- the Devils games against Washington (divisional games!) this week are far more important this week than the Winnipeg game. I know nobody wants to hear that but it’s the truth.
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Sorry I will not be coming into work today. In my estimation, doing so may potentially give me a reduction in my expected probability of achieving satisfaction for the day.
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“Our goaltender who we acquired to win the Stanley Cup we need to shelter from a hostile regular-season game in Manitoba.” - An actual NHL franchise’s thinking
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Hey ChatGPT, come up with a statement that excuses Connor Hellebuyck from playing in Winnipeg because the boos are gonna get into his head but make it sound like it’s analytics focused because it should sound like it’s coming from Sunny Mehta
I will say despite living in Packers country theres not alot of trash talk heading my way from Packer fans
Meanwhile my mentions on here and Tiktok were filled with Bills and Bears fans
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All those Bears fans shit talking me during my stream gotta be in the dumps rn
"Caleb would never throw 3 picks" youre right, he throws 4.
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