Niche TikTok micro celebrity On Tiktok @AlexDaAverage
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Alexander the Average retweeted
The Patriots organization is incestuous. They refuse to expose themselves to new ideas or ways of operating.
It’s an issue that shows up everywhere.
It’s responsible for Henderson over Burden and Vrabel over Johnson/Cohen.
The “patriot way” is a relic of the 2000’s
Alexander the Average retweeted
Sorry I will not be coming into work today. In my estimation, doing so may potentially give me a reduction in my expected probability of achieving satisfaction for the day.
Alexander the Average retweeted
“Our goaltender who we acquired to win the Stanley Cup we need to shelter from a hostile regular-season game in Manitoba.” - An actual NHL franchise’s thinking
Alexander the Average retweeted
Hey ChatGPT, come up with a statement that excuses Connor Hellebuyck from playing in Winnipeg because the boos are gonna get into his head but make it sound like it’s analytics focused because it should sound like it’s coming from Sunny Mehta
Alexander the Average retweeted
You’re only allowed to win MVP with the easiest schedule in the league if you’re throwing to Ja’Marr and Tee.
Unfortunately you’re ineligible if you’re throwing to Diggs & Boutte.
Alexander the Average retweeted
You love to see it 🥹
@TerpsFootball players carried off interim head coach Aazaar Abdul-Rahim after their win at Purdue.
Alexander the Average retweeted
A-R GLADDING GETS LOOSE FOR A 44-YARD TD 💨
📺: @BigTenNetwork
Alexander the Average retweeted
SAMBERG FOR THE WIN SHOOTS SCOOOOOOORES @UtilityVoice @MitchellClinton
Alexander the Average retweeted
Goodbye Ashley Hinson @hinsonashley you were terrible for our state.
