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Alex 🍺

@AlexTheAlky

Single Daddy, Can't grow beard, game lover, car lover, Full time worker, Car painter, 70% Sober, Mamas boy, HBO Binger, Adept Movie quoter, Master Cuddler.

 Tucson, AZ
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Joined November 2015
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Plot Twist: The sex was bad because I was the one that just laid there.
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I wish I had half the energy of all those psychos who put up their Christmas decorations yesterday
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Life: Hold on, it gets better. 20 Yrs later Life: Please continue to hold. Your call is important to us.
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Auto painting is hard. Do you have any idea how much procrastination it takes? It's exhausting.
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Crush from afar ——-> crushed from afar
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The scariest thing a ghost has ever done to me was drink all my Beers.
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No alarm tomorrow 😌
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All the captions on my dick pics have been "Happy Halloweenie"
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This THUNDER in #Tucson right now is LOVELY #Az
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I love getting woken up by thunder.
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Just a friendly reminder to check your wall for Bees.
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PSA: DON'T buy WHITE Hyundais. #az #tucson #autopaint
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I hope your glass dildo breaks while you're using it.
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Single and alone, but I Like rated R romantic comedies 👍 #nowwatching
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That was a cute movie. 3 out of 5⭐️
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Seriously, I haven't seen a single freakin animal yet.
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It does make Australia look NOT SCARY though
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What a very tiny misunderstanding these 2 have in the beginning. I already know they're gonna be together, but just a Itty bitty bit of communication could've cleared this all up.
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Had one of those work days where it feels SO GOOD to be home.
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Eh, I'll finish this one tomorrow. It's almost 5 o clock #Tucson #AZ #Autopaint
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