So anyways, I says to this braying jackass, “Go ahead and rename the lake — If you do, *I’ll* make 96% of the freakin’ MOON disappear, tonight!”
#lunareclipse
I just found @NBCSuperstore and it’s genuinely funny, but that voice that you’re making @Mark_DMcKinney do is fingernails-on-a-chalkboard for me.
Shame on you, @postcereals for harassing @okgo No Post products for me until they get an apology.
Alan Hora retweeted
Thrilled to wake up this morning to find that I’ve got a GRAMMY NOMINATION!!! “Squeeze Box: The Complete Works of ‘Weird Al’ Yankovic” is up for “Best Boxed or Special Limited Edition Package.” Huge thanks to the Grammy voters, and my co-art directors Meghan Foley and @aniistoll
Hey @kingstontech, @amazonca was holding the Kingston SSD drive that I wanted hostage for Prime members only, so I went with a Crucial unit from NewEgg instead. You guys are all cool with that, right?
Hey @RyderSystemInc Consider forwarding your breakdown customer service lines to a rival company. The net effect would be the same, but it would save me time and you money.
Hey @petrocanada Why can’t I get fuel at some Petro-Pass locations like Cochrane, ON? I’m OUT OF FUEL and the attendant refuses to do a manual authorization. Everyone is very sorry, but that doesn’t get me to my delivery.
Alan Hora retweeted
***LEGAL*** immigrants..... but 0 out of 289 by illegal ones..... not that anybody asked. teapaw.org/neiltyson/status/95819…
Tarantino’s Star Trek: “When you were pulling up outside my grain bin, did you see a sign that said, “Dead Tribble Storage? No? Do you know WHY you didn’t see that sign? Because storing dead Tribbles ain’t my f’in business!”
Hey @ChipChipperson , Home Run on that new movie, SPLIT! Were you a technical consultant or somethin'? Tsss.
Alan Hora retweeted
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