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🚨NEW EPISODE ALERT🚨
In this pre-election episode, we talk about some of our favorite moments from the 2024 election, the candidates paths to 270 and the worst thing to happen at MSG since the last time the Knicks played there!
Check it out here:
open.spotify.com/episode/1VS…
Thank you for the shoutout @YourselfReview!!!
The Hawk Tuah Financial Crisis is here
I’m so fucked and I don’t know what to do.
When the Hawk Tuah girl announced that she’d release a coin, I genuinely thought it would be my shot at making millions.
I convinced my parents to take out a 2nd mortgage on the house, liquidated all my assets, took out a 6 figure loan from the bank and then put everything on $tuah the second it released.
For the first 20 minutes I was in a state of literal euphoria.
I was worth tens of millions of dollars and could see the generational wealth being accumulated in front of my eyes;
- My parents would have finally, after years, been able to quit their 2nd jobs that they started working in order to allow me to stream from home full-time.
- Me and my girlfriend would be able to go on real date nights after over a year of scrounging pennies.
- I’d be able to tell my grandmother that she doesn’t have to give me her insulin money so I could buy WoW memberships and RP.
And then it all came crashing down.
In the span of minutes, I lost everything, tens of millions reduced to tens of thousands.
I’m still in a state of shock.
I really don’t want to force my 63 year old father to start working a 3rd job, but I see no other option at this point.
Fuck you, Hailey Welch.
You ruined my life, I hope you rot in prison.
Trying to explain crypto news to people makes you sound like you're on crack:
"The Hawk Tuah girl made a meme coin with Howie Mandel's son-in-law and they scammed people out of millions of dollars. But don't worry because Coffeezilla exposed them."
The Hawk Tuah Girl Launched a Meme Coin, Everybody Lost Their Money, People Want Her Thrown in Jail buff.ly/4f1cS2w
Twitter is wild because I genuinely don't know if this is RFK's real account even though there's a blue check
BREAKING: Effective January 20th, I will be BANNING all consumption of Diet Coke in the United States.
It's time to Make America Healthy Again. #MAHA
Who's with me?
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This account is satire and impersonating RFK Jr.
Mobile devices don't see parody in the name and many people are taking this seriously so clarification that RFK Jr never proposed a ban on Diet Coke is needed.
x.com/RFKJrHealthSec…
Politics people are so brainbroken they literally can't look at a picture of Eli Manning without thinking "Damn, mf looks like Roy Cooper"
Republicans: Puerto Rico can't become a state! That would be good for Democrats!
Also Republicans:
Holy shit...Ann Coulter made a good point 🤯
Please think back to all the people who told you to watch Dinesh's '2000 Mules,' and NEVER TRUST THEM AGAIN.
ca.news.yahoo.com/dinesh-dso…
Crazy that the Republican Party has transitioned into the most cartoonish caricature of socialism imaginable
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The Almost Presidents Podcast retweeted
HE SOLD SHOWER CURTAIN RINGS ACROSS AMERICA IS WHAT HE DID. HE WAS A BRAVE SALESMAN TRYING TO GET HIS FRIEND NEAL HOME FOR THANKSGIVING AND IN THIS HOUSE, DEL GRIFFITH IS A HERO, END OF STORY!
