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In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey, Evertonian, work in accounting, and bit of a biff

Somewhere over the rainbow
Joined February 2010
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hard to explain, SNL 2002
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“Protesting Helps The Enemy” will be the new slogan to sell crackdowns on assemblies across Europe
JUST IN: 🇷🇺🇫🇷 Secret Russian network used riots in France to influence social media, EU says.
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This is just so, so, so bleak. The development of big chunks of Burnham's much vaunted Ten Year Plan have been outsourced to the Boston Consulting Group, one of the world's three biggest management consultancies. Most recently, BCG was revealed to be a contractor in the Gaza Humanitarian Foundation - the wretched private organisation that was created to deliver aid to Gaza after the destruction of UNWRA. You may remember the scenes of starving Gazans flooding into gated pens to get food, with civilians repeatedly sniped by the IDF. BCG were paid $1m/ month for their consulting work. BCG also received $4m for Project Aurora - a plan for a reconstruction plan for Gaza. The plan included costing giving Gazans $9000 to leave the territory. How is the government even considering contracting BCG considering this? But BCG also partners with the world's biggest private equity firms. It is a massive, massive AI booster. It closely advises MBS in Saudi Arabia on its economic plans. It is, in other words, precisely the sort of late-capitalist horror show that should have no role in helping a nominally socialist Party develop a 10-year development plan. There is already so much worrying briefing on this plan, about how half-baked and thin it threatens to be. Now we know big parts are being outsourced to BCG, the more pressing concern is that it'll be some Tony Blair Institute-style neo-liberal spiel about the potential of tech and the need to liberate the market.
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I guess we’ll never know who it is
BREAKING 🚨: MI5 have confirmed that a high profile “RIGHT WING” activist has been working for them under cover and they have even lied to multiple courts to try cover it up. The high court ruled that it wouldn’t be in the public interest to bring contempt proceedings against MI5. This individual was known to the MI5 as “Agent X”
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Alex_T retweeted
The average Thierno Barry goal:
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billy, this is thierno barry. he’s currently scoring at a elite rate: ten goals in thirteen games. the problem? every other goal comes off his arse
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Burnham’s government just seems to be death by a thousand privacy and freedom stealing cuts for basically no fucking benefit
Electric car drivers will be able to have mileage monitored automatically to calculate the new 3p a mile tax bit.ly/4j1mHm0 which from April 2028 will help top up the £24bn income from fuel duty which electric cars don’t pay
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Laughing my bollards off at this
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every British journalist handwringing over the AES clip
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abdul el-sayed would last about 14 seconds in the labour party before they kicked him out
When you vilify, smear and demonise good people who refuse to let your hate define them, other good people don't stand by. They stand up and vote for hope over fear. Congratulations @AbdulElSayed 🎉
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When your party was led by somebody who inspired young people, Gordon, how did you react
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Detonating 11 councils for Israel. Eviscerating his own devolution plans for Zionism. Outflanking Starmer on authoritarianism for Israel.
🚨 NEW: Labour has pulled out of 11 council coalition agreements with the Green Party after they refused to condemn the "Zionism is racism" policy Coventry City Council West Suffolk Council Derbyshire Dales District Council Sheffield City Council Warwick District Council West Devon Borough Council Arun District Council Havant Borough Council Lewes District Council Stafford Borough Council Wealden District Council
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Labour stand in total disgrace today. Ed Miliband’s fake apology can go in the bins that probably will now go uncollected. Collapsing local partnerships to play politics and making support for Israel ‘a red line’, a red line we didn’t impose on our councillors for Labour literally arming a genocide.
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burnham choosing to put local services for millions of people at risk whilst opening the door to reform holding positions or balance of power by collapsing councils to score a few political points is as shameful as it is revealing
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Remembering the great MF DOOM, who passed away 6 years ago today. All caps when you spell the man’s name.
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This is factual and worth knowing and coming to terms with if we are going to understand the rise of far-right sentiment. We are in an asymmetrical propaganda assault on democracy. The Islamophobia, anti immigrant craze is part of a concerted campaign to divide democratic nations. Be aware.
🧵🚨How Israel-backed entities interfered in European elections with far-right racist propaganda in 2026 Focusing on 2026 most recent first: France's Senate election & Saxony-Anhalt in Sept 2026, Italy's local elections in May and June, & the June 2024 European vote. 1/17 🇪🇺
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Absolute bottle job. Nothing you said warranted being sued, this sets a dangerous precedent where no one can criticise or make a joke about a football club… ridiculous
I’d like to apologise to Aston Villa, the owners & their fans. My language this week was clumsy & wrong. I can assure Villa fans it was tongue in cheek but I can understand it’s not come across that way, so apologies. Good luck today UTV!
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What the actual fuck is wrong with him man
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YOU'RE BORN. YOU SEE PANTS STYLES GO FROM BAGGY TO SKINNY BACK TO BAGGY EVERY 10 YEARS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. YOU DIE. THE END
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Lads, lads. If Moyes’ tactics in this game surprise you, I can only assume you’re either too young to remember 2002-13 or you were hepped up on goofballs. This is what he does.
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