Ex-(vision-mixer_software_engineer / technical author / house-husband / carer). AuDHD, a bit kinky (but not to do with sheep!), and single.

Mid-Hampshire, UK.
Joined September 2011
Ambient Sheep retweeted
Your son is 14. He wants to download a game his friends are playing. The app asks for a face scan to verify his age. You are told it is to keep him safe. You hold the phone while he looks into the camera. His face is now in a database. Tied to his name. Tied to every account he opens. For the rest of his life. Years later, that profile decides what he can access. What he can say. What he can buy. You did not protect him. You helped enroll him. This is what online child safety laws are building. A digital ID for every person, starting with our children. Share this with a parent who thinks age verification is harmless. Follow me. Every day I show you what is coming and how to stop it.
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Add your fess: b3ta.com/addfess
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Please, whatever you do, don't share this photograph of Obama receiving his Nobel.
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I am a doctor. I wish that I could prescribe dildos to people. We could in the Victorian era. The amount of people these days getting random household objects stuck in their arses is getting ridiculous. Please, you're an adult, just get a proper and safe dildo, for fuck's sake.
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Obama: "That well-known evil empire Canada. That historical adversary of ours. Canada! *laughs* It's your neighbor. It's a few minutes' drive over the bridge! These are the people who gave us Martin Short and maple syrup. They are the nicest people! And someone we've gotten them so mad."
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The poor woman from the council is just doing her job - you can see her face soften and the smile when he explains that it's a child's pretend teddy bear cafe however, somewhere out there is a stasi-wannabe piece of shit who overheard this family talking about their child's pretend cafe for teddy bears AND DECIDED TO REPORT THEM TO THE COUNCIL. *That* piece of shit is dangerous and probably genuinely needs to be arrested.
For those of you who thought the visit from a Bedford Borough Council official to investigate our daughter Zoe’s (age 12) pretend teddy bear cafe was too ridiculous to be real, here is the arrival of official. This is totally legit. She really did show up at our property to investigate the illegal teddy bears having their coffee🧸🧸☕️☕️
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Ambient Sheep retweeted
The three scenarios where Antonelli could still lose the championship
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The Royal PR machine will launch 500 more hit pieces on Meghan this week just to distract you from the fact that Prince William is literally evicting generational tenant farmers from historic Duchy land to liquidate assets. Prince William modeling himself as the face of solving homelessness while serving eviction notices to historic Duchy families to maximize profits. "William can go to hell" sums up exactly how real people feel about this structural greed. Greed at its finest.
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2022: “Stop overreacting, they won’t overturn Roe.” They did. 2023: “Stop overreacting, they won’t let women die rather than get an abortion.” They did. 2024: “Stop overreacting, they won’t arrest women for miscarriages.” They did. 2025: “Stop overreacting, they won’t turn women into incubators.” They did. 2026: “Stop overreacting, they won’t attack mifepristone.” They did, today. Now: “Stop overreacting, they won’t go after birth control next.” They will.
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Ambient Sheep retweeted
HOW LONG DID YOU KNOW @piersmorgan ??
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Jenrick on TV this morning saying the country can’t afford to carry disabled people because it’s broke and welfare will bankrupt us. This was exactly the Nazi narrative of the 1930s
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Princess Eugenie and Beatrice got thousands of dollars from Jeffrey Epstein. They actually celebrated his release from jail with him and Sarah Ferguson, after he did his time for sexual abusing a small child. Jeffrey Epstein paid for Beatrice's birthday in Windsor. He paid. Many British Royals were present including Prince Edward and Sophie, Princess Anne and her children and others. Not once Beatrice and Eugenie took any distance from their parents actions. They continue to support them. These are people who took Sex trafficking money, coming from abused children. Nobody is holding them accountable. Nobody is asking questions about them. Meghan immediately cut off her pedophile father and was told there was an investigation. Even on her last letter to him she refers to the investigation. She took action. Unlike the Royals and the British press who still vastly support their Pedophile members.
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Nearly half of people who apply for PIP are in work and use the funds to enable themselves to stay in work. Cutting PIP will add to the welfare budget as those people will no longer be able to stay in the work force.
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For 50 years, F1 was about mechanical engineers, tire strategy, and racing nerds. In 2026, broadcasts stop showing overtakes to track Kim Kardashian in the paddock, and Jeremy Clarkson finally snapped live on air
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Meghan Markle cut all contact with her father and was assured that the allegations would be passed on to the relevant authorities, but they weren't. Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor was protected by his own family, she paid millions to his victim and he continues to enjoy a life of luxury, while Meghan is still treated worse than him by some people.
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OMG! This brilliant man just figured something out! Trump recently made a post about every Democrat vote equaling 3 Republican votes. Cryptic, right? Well, we're hearing that, in multiple states, people are trying to vote Democrat, but the voting machines are changing their votes to Republican! It's taking them 3 or 4 times to correct it! This could be the reason why Trump said that! RetrievalResists@Retrievals1, stated that "Every time they vote they're really making 4 choices. 3 for the opponent. 1 for the democrat."
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Anyone know where the top of the (mildly famous) Carting Lane sewer gas destructor lamp has gone? It's the one just off Strand in London near Savoy Theatre and it's currently looking like this (left) but should be looking like this (right). Perhaps decomissioned? (Boo, hiss).
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If only UK journalists could discuss about the royal who was rushed at hospistal on 28 december 2023 night as they discuss about TmSr. If only they could really talk about a woman healing from the cancer she never had. If only they could talk about Thomas Kingston's death...
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How long did he know 🤔
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