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That could just be a shadow or something
Breaking911 (@Breaking911) profile pictureBreaking911
@Breaking911Oct 30
A California man fishing from his kayak had a startling encounter when a great white shark swam within inches of him.
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‘Everyone?’ I don’t like the sound of that.
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We don’t have this kind of problem in Amity, not in these schools.
WPRI 12 (@wpri12) profile pictureWPRI 12@wpri12Oct 8
A Cape Cod snack shack owner accused of stealing from Plymouth Public Schools, while working as the district's food services director, will spend less than a year in prison. Read more: wpri.com/new-england/massach…
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Did Ben Gardner catch this?
WCVB-TV Boston (@WCVB) profile pictureWCVB-TV Boston@WCVBOct 6
1,116-pound bluefin tuna catch sets NH record |LINK IN BIO
A New Hampshire fisherman broke a state record when he caught a massive blue fin tuna.

ALT A New Hampshire fisherman broke a state record when he caught a massive blue fin tuna.

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Surprisingly, Amity is not a popular spot for weddings. Too many boat accidents, I guess.
Nantucket Current (@ACKCurrent) profile pictureNantucket Current
@ACKCurrentSep 25
A reliable source at one of the island’s churches tells the Current there are at least 34 weddings scheduled on the island this weekend 😬
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Amity beaches remain open, despite fears of another sharknado.
Aaron Jayjack (@aaronjayjack) profile pictureAaron Jayjack
@aaronjayjackSep 25
Seals in Provincetown, MA are working the Nor’easter swells off Cape Cod. Must be a buffet down there. Conditions really start to deteriorate tonight on Cape Cod.
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This was also the first season Amity didn’t bring on any summer deputies. What’s going on out there?
CNN (@CNN) profile pictureCNN
@CNNSep 12
No hurricanes have formed in the Atlantic Ocean 103 days into the season, a new record-long wait driven by a beast of an El Niño strangling fledgling storms. cnn.it/4dwiQu4
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I’m don’t know much about art but I know what I like. I could do without the pinball machine however.
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But did anyone actually see her go into the water?
CBS News (@CBSNews) profile pictureCBS News
@CBSNewsSep 4
Woman attacked by otter while swimming in Lake Tahoe, receives nearly 40 stitches. cbsn.ws/4gPfgMu
Woman attacked by otter while swimming in Lake Tahoe, receives nearly 40 stitches

Woman attacked by otter while swimming in Lake Tahoe, receives nearly 40 stitches

An open-water swimmer says a routine morning swim in Lake Tahoe turned into a frightening encounter when an otter attacked her underwater.

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We’ve never had this kind of problem at Amity Community College, not on this campus.
New York Post (@nypost) profile pictureNew York Post
@nypostAug 18
'Top of the chain' alleged ringleader behind Penn State frat bro cocaine trafficking ring turns himself in trib.al/krPrK23
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Amity could use a guy like Ryder.
ABC News (@ABC) profile pictureABC News
@ABCAug 17
Ryder Williams, a 16-year-old lifeguard who was seen rescuing a child in the California surf last month, is scheduled to meet with President Trump on Monday at the White House to receive what Trump called a "High Civilian Honor." abcnews.link/GMcQ6T5
Heroic 16-year-old lifeguard who saved child recognized at White House

Heroic 16-year-old lifeguard who saved child recognized at White House

President Donald Trump met with Ryder Williams on Monday, a 16-year-old lifeguard who was seen rescuing a child in the California surf last month.

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Is it the size of a shot glass? Then the tooth should be returned to its rightful owner, a guy who accidentally dropped it because he had an accident.
WGAL (@WGAL) profile pictureWGAL@WGALAug 14
A Pennsylvania family discovered a megalodon tooth while shelling on a beach in Sea Isle City, New Jersey. The Bowers family, from Washington County, noticed something unusual during their outing. #PennsylvaniaFamily #BeachTrip #MegalodonTooth #SeaIsleCity #NewJersey
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Uh oh. Like we don’t have enough trouble hiring lifeguards as it is.
Boston 25 News (@boston25) profile pictureBoston 25 News
@boston25Aug 10
Great white shark drags lifeguard underwater at New England beach ebx.sh/G0AsiG

Great white shark drags lifeguard underwater at New England beach

A lifeguard had a terrifying experience with a great white shark in the water off a popular New England beach over the weekend.

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Today’s forecast for South Beach in Amity. A great beach day is on tap across Amity, with plenty of sunshine, warm temperatures and manageable surf. Wave heights about 3 feet, moderate chop. High temperature near 86-87°F Mostly sunny skies Peak UV Index: 7-9 SPF - 30 to 50+
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“Marty?!?!” The Codders are NAMING their sharks now?
Boston 25 News (@boston25) profile pictureBoston 25 News
@boston25Aug 7
10-foot great white shark pings 15 times in water off Cape Cod ebx.sh/6juFKs
10-foot great white shark pings 15 times in water off Cape Cod

10-foot great white shark pings 15 times in water off Cape Cod

Beachgoers beware! A great white named Marty is actively patrolling the Cape waters.

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Can’t he go bask off the beaches of Long Island? Cape Cod? The Hamptons?
Boston 25 News (@boston25) profile pictureBoston 25 News
@boston25Aug 4
Video sent to Boston 25 News from Humarock in Scituate shows a massive basking shark swimming by the shoreline.
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A what?
ABC News (@ABC) profile pictureABC News
@ABCAug 4
Two brothers fishing on a Massachusetts beach got the surprise of their lives after reeling in a five-foot tiger shark. ABC News' Sophie Flay has the story. abcnews.visitlink.me/m3UTz6
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We’ve never had a Bigfoot problem on Amity, not in these wooded areas.
Boston 25 News (@boston25) profile pictureBoston 25 News
@boston25Jul 31
‘He’s not lying’: Reported Bigfoot sighting in southern New England deemed ‘credible’ ebx.sh/N8wUzH
‘He’s not lying’: Reported Bigfoot sighting in southern New England deemed ‘credible’

‘He’s not lying’: Reported Bigfoot sighting in southern New England deemed ‘credible’

A new report is fueling speculation that Bigfoot may be roaming the woods of southern New England.

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Well, here goes August.
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It’s probably time to start saving August.
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