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Timmy Weldon (Parody)@TimmyWeldonOct 9
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Are you kidding? This bastard has been stealing snacks off my lunch table since the fourth grade!
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James Wagner
@wagssidAug 20
Uh oh @AmityReporter
FOX Weather (@foxweather) profile pictureFOX Weather
@foxweatherAug 18
SHARKY WATERS 馃: Waters off the coast of North Carolina were teeming with sharks on Saturday, after drone video captured what appears to be hundreds of sharks in shallow waters near the beach.
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Frank Silva@amityfranksilvaAug 17
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They keep swimming around in a place where the feeding is good, until the food supply is gone, right? it's called territoriality. It's just a theory that @HooperInSharks and I happen to agree with. @AmityReporter @HooperCCTV @AlexKintner3 @SelectWomanTaft @MayorLVaughn
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Frank Silva@amityfranksilvaAug 13
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Perfect for a Summer girl to go for a midnight dip ..... @AmityReporter @HooperCCTV @AlexKintner3 @pran
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Frank Silva@amityfranksilvaAug 11
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"Farewell and adieu, you sweet Carolina ladies ....." @AmityReporter @HooperCCTV
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Chrissie Mayr鈥檚 Boobs (@chrissiemayrsb1) profile picture
Chrissie Mayr鈥檚 Boobs@chrissiemayrsb1Aug 9
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More liberal PROPAGANDA from the LAMESTREAM MEDIA
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Frank Silva@amityfranksilvaAug 8
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@OCEARCH named one Quint!
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James Wagner
@wagssidAug 8
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@AmityReporter My wife鈥檚 holiday roast is gone.
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@nypostAug 8
Frantic mayor of Jersey Shore town fears reckless fishermen sparking real-life 'Jaws' trib.al/0VdKMBU
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Arnold Kreltz@arnoldkreltzAug 5
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Lots of glare in that video. Could just be some seaweed.
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The Daily Jaws@thedailyjawsJul 31
On this day in 1975, #JAWS star @RichardDreyfuss appeared on the cover of Rolling Stone magazine, issue #192 馃
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Joel Barber
@JCBNYM8259Aug 1
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Got to save Labor Day Weekend
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A.J. Leatherman@AJLeathermanJul 24
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Does she drive the boat? 馃
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馃毃JAWS馃毃@jawscast75Jul 21
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Quint馃@NycQuintJul 21
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@AmityReporter
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Frank Silva@amityfranksilvaJul 20
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I think it dates back to when Chief almost "socked her" when the Kintner boy's mother did this to him....
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Narrative - Asset Builder@BobBurnattJul 19
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If they can't watch it there they be glad to walk down to "Gardner's Sports Lounge", "Kintners Pizza and Wing Cave," "Pippit's On South Beach." "Tafts is sports bar . We need ....."
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Gregory of Yardale@buckyeffingdentJul 18
Replying to @AmityReporter @HooperInSharks @HooperCCTV
Wait, it's not The Aurora?
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Hooper鈥檚 Closed Circuit TV (@HooperCCTV) profile picture
Hooper鈥檚 Closed Circuit TV
@HooperCCTVJul 18
Thank you for the numerous telegrams and messages of concern. Rest assured, we were installed well above the waterline and our cathode ray tubes are dry. Please keep us in your thoughts as we await the arrival of Hooper鈥檚 financial advisor, lawyer, and insurance adjuster. 馃檹鉂わ笍馃摵
Amity Reporter (PARODY) (@AmityReporter) profile pictureAmity Reporter (PARODY)@AmityReporterJul 17
Yeah, that鈥檚 @HooperInSharks boat. He paid for most of that stuff himself, including the closed circuit TVs fore and aft. @HooperCCTV
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Johnny Ringo my bell
@bnlvinceJul 17
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Want a pretzel?
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domenictiso@domenictiso4Jul 17
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@AmityReporter @HooperInSharks @HooperCCTV
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