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Hooper’s Closed Circuit TV

@HooperCCTV

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 Fore & Aft
Joined July 2018
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“THERE’S AN OCEANOGRAPHER ON THE WING!”
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Sage advice from one of the greats. But while we’re here, who’s your favorite Colleen from Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman?
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Dame Taft (@SelectWomanTaft) profile pictureDame Taft
@SelectWomanTaftNov 3
Dame Taft’s guide to accumulating 2K followers in 10 yrs: *Have an opinion *Be articulate, focused on grammar *Ignore insipid clickbait, e.g. “who’s your favorite Jason?”😖 *Avoid low-hanging fruit; conceive an alternate joke *Minimize posts *Subscribe to my Movie Show 🫵🏼👵🏼📈
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“What’s the meaning of this shit!?”
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Dame Taft (@SelectWomanTaft) profile pictureDame Taft
@SelectWomanTaftOct 18
Way, way too many impotent, hand-wringing political posts in my timeline. How ‘bout you mix it up; throw in the occasional photo of your queer cat or your disgusting breakfast. 😖
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The Wolverines know what’s up. 🇺🇸
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“Matt Hooper is in town, so I have to know where you are at all times. Now, here’s a beeper. I want you to keep it on you. It’s very light.”
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“Look, I have a point of view and I think it speaks for many of the people here. I like women. I like good-looking women.”
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Dame Taft (@SelectWomanTaft) profile pictureDame Taft
@SelectWomanTaftOct 3
Replying to @HooperCCTV
Listen, if you want “funny” go watch Schindler’s List.
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This movie is not funny at all.
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“Quint?” “No.”
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“Take him to Ben Casey, the little prick.”
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“Back to the hideout to split up the loot!”
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“I said Quint died screaming like a stuck Irish pig. Now you think about that when you watch the sequel.”
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“These things are good, Chief. Apricot brandy, Iranian caviar, color TV, champagne on my tongue, and the sun shining on my face.”
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“She slept with Hooper?”
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“Martin, why are the drapes open?”
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“They didn’t put Matt Hooper in Jaws 2, so it became personal with me.”
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The Daily Jaws (@thedailyjaws) profile pictureThe Daily Jaws@thedailyjawsAug 23
What is Quint thinking? 🤔
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Better than Ex Machina. 🧐📺🤖
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“There’s too many ______ on this island.”
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Thank you for the numerous telegrams and messages of concern. Rest assured, we were installed well above the waterline and our cathode ray tubes are dry. Please keep us in your thoughts as we await the arrival of Hooper’s financial advisor, lawyer, and insurance adjuster. 🙏❤️📺
Amity Reporter (PARODY) (@AmityReporter) profile pictureAmity Reporter (PARODY)@AmityReporterJul 17
Yeah, that’s @HooperInSharks boat. He paid for most of that stuff himself, including the closed circuit TVs fore and aft. @HooperCCTV
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“We’ve been on this boat for three hours now. Where the hell is this place?” “I told you it would take a little while to get there.” “What’s the name of the place?” “Uh, the name of the place…is, uh…Bob’s Country Bunker. Here we are.”
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