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We’ve beaten you lot 4 times in a row with a combined scoreline of 12-1. Want better for yourself 🩵
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In case you didn't follow football⚽️ today:
>🏴Ivan Toney pleaded NOT guilty to his assault charge & trial was set for June 2028
>🇸🇦Ronaldo scored a hat trick in the Saudi Pro League & is 15 career goals away from 1000
>🏴Jack Grealish donated £10K to an Everton fan battling aggressive cancer
>🏴Jack Grealish was dropped by Everton for a "breach of club discipline" after reportedly skipping training
>🇵🇱Lewandowski said he never played for Arsenal cuz he wanted to win trophies
>🏴Arsenal's appeal of 16 y/o Max Dowman's red card got rejected & he'll miss the next 3 games
>🇮🇹AC Milan & Inter announced their new stadium will be called the Generali Stadium (opening 2031)
>🇦🇷Carlos Tevez confirmed Messi will play in his farewell game at La Bombonera on Dec 20
>🏴Everton beat Newcastle 3-1 to reach the Carabao Cup QFs to face the mighty Fleetwood Town
>Other results around Europe:
-🇮🇹Frosinone 5-1 Lecce (Serie A)
-🇮🇹Fiorentina 2-2 Atalanta (Serie A)
-🇪🇸Athletic Club 6-1 AE Prat (Copa del Rey)
-🇪🇸Osasuna 6-0 Atlético Calatayud (Copa del Rey)
>🏴Carrick said he's "not surprised" he's still Man Utd manager after going 8 games without a win & confirmed Bruno will keep his captaincy
>🏴Gary Neville told the Glazers "enough is enough" & to sell their stake in Man Utd
>🏴Kobbie Mainoo returned from injury for Man Utd
>🏴Reports came out that Man Utd are interested in signing Dominic Calvert-Lewin in January
>🏴Reports came out that PSG want Estevao after he played only 172 mins for Chelsea this season
>🇪🇸Reports came out that Flick is considering playing Frenkie de Jong at CB vs Alavés on Saturday due to Barça injuries
>🇪🇸La Liga announced a minute's silence at every top-2 division game this weekend for the Toledo train crash victims
>🇪🇺Women's Champions League results:
-🇪🇸Barcelona 8-0 🇩🇰HB Køge
-🇮🇹Juventus 4-1 🇦🇹Austria Vienna
-🏴Man City 1-1 🇫🇷PSG
-🇫🇷Paris FC 1-1 🇸🇪Häcken
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Liverpool fans booing Jordan Henderson. League-winning captain after 30 years.
You’ll never walk alone is the biggest load of bollocks ever spoke.
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Men are simple, I post Gabriel’s penalty miss and they like it.
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The entire Fleetwood starting XI plus their reserve team combined cost less than Viktor Gyokeres. The question is, has Gyokeres finally found his level?
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ManCity team B handling over Brighton to ManCity first team
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Enzo Maresca: "After two complicated games, tonight I think @MarcGuehi13 was very good!"
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In light of the Ballon d’Or ceremony tonight, I want to remind people that in 2023 Erling Haaland scored 54 goals, broke every record under the sun in England, won the Premier league, Champions League and FA Cup, and did NOT win it.
Joke award.
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Replying to @crashmymind1
Keep it bitch. Barcelona already showed us theirs.

























