Mimi bora Messi alishinda World Cup, nothing else matters in football.
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Daktari is getting nominated for the Ballon d'Or years after leaving Europe. At 39 btw. Underwear model lost the Ballon d'Or plot after introduction of VAR. There's levels to this thing called football.
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Dᵣ. ᵥₗₐdᵢₘᵢᵣ Bᵢₙ ₗₐdₑₙ retweeted
Alexia Putellas, winner of the 2021 and 2022 Ballon d'Or, is on the red carpet #ballondor
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Dᵣ. ᵥₗₐdᵢₘᵢᵣ Bᵢₙ ₗₐdₑₙ retweeted
Matatus do whatever, bodabodas too. Kenyan Prince and his friends recording themselves doing nonsense on our roads, na huwa hamfanyi kitu, lol. Kazi ni kujificha kwa kichaka pretending to care about road safety. Hii insha mjiekee please.
Declare road safety a national disaster Road crashes have reached a national emergency level, with about 20,000 crashes claiming over 5,000 lives annually, destroying families, overwhelming our health system and eroding economic productivity. As an Authority, we propose that road traffic crashes be declared a national disaster to mobilise urgent government action, secure adequate funding and ensure coordinated enforcement. Such a declaration would enable whole-of-government coordination under clear accountability, and enforce measurable targets across road agencies, the National Police Service, the health sector and county governments. Our goal is simple: save lives, reduce fatalities and serious injuries, and protect Kenya's human capital. Road safety is not just a transport issue; it is a national development and security priority. With everyone's support, we can avert this disaster. DIRECTOR GENERAL @TransportKE
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Dᵣ. ᵥₗₐdᵢₘᵢᵣ Bᵢₙ ₗₐdₑₙ retweeted
Your history knowledge is as single-file as your thought process. Uhuru has 7 siblings from 3 other mothers. Please open a book before you open Twitter.
Jomo Kenyatta had 4 wives, and Mama Ngina is the only one we know of. Didn't the other wives have kids with him coz we only know Uhuru Kenyatta?
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Two and three automatically disqualify the dictator.
The second criteria automatically disqualifies Mbappe from winning the Balon D’or
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Dᵣ. ᵥₗₐdᵢₘᵢᵣ Bᵢₙ ₗₐdₑₙ retweeted
11th place for a trophyless season where he recorded less goal contributions than Fermin. 😂
Ranked at the 11st place of the 2026 Ballon d’Or @BellinghamJude @realmadrid @England #ballondor
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Dᵣ. ᵥₗₐdᵢₘᵢᵣ Bᵢₙ ₗₐdₑₙ retweeted
Seasonal depression hitting my ass af
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Dᵣ. ᵥₗₐdᵢₘᵢᵣ Bᵢₙ ₗₐdₑₙ retweeted
Na hizi throw ins, 15th place ndio umbali zitamfikisha aki
This is absolute robbery. The Best Midfielder in the world simply cannot be 15th placed.
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Next year's Ballon d'Or, labda ni daktari atakuwa anapatia the winner hio award, or 2028.
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The oldest ever player to finish in the Ballon dor top 10 while playing outside Europe. Aging like fine win. ✨️🐐
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We wait!
Can Alexia Putellas make history once again tonight? 👑✨ #ballondor
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2007. 2026
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Dᵣ. ᵥₗₐdᵢₘᵢᵣ Bᵢₙ ₗₐdₑₙ retweeted
Mkizoea kuweka watu mahali wamewaweka mtaishi maisha poa sana
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Dᵣ. ᵥₗₐdᵢₘᵢᵣ Bᵢₙ ₗₐdₑₙ retweeted
40 years old man vs prime Jamal in the same competition 😭
How many goals did Messi score in 2010 World Cup?
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If Yamal doesn't win the d'Or, he'll win the Kopa trophy and that will mean Cubarsi will be robbed off the Kopa.
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Dᵣ. ᵥₗₐdᵢₘᵢᵣ Bᵢₙ ₗₐdₑₙ retweeted
Weka yako basi umpe hata nafasi ya kwanza ewe mjuaji mkubwa
Mm si Arsenal fan but Saliba kukuwa ranked 29 ,uwizi mkubwa anafaa kuchezea 5-12 rank.
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Dᵣ. ᵥₗₐdᵢₘᵢᵣ Bᵢₙ ₗₐdₑₙ retweeted
Harry kane won 3 major trophies last season. Lamine yamal won 3 trophies last season. Haaland won 2 major trophies last season. Dembele won 2 major trophies last season. Kvaratskhelia won 2 major trophies last season. Fabian ruiz won 3 major trophies last season. Rodri won 3 major trophies last season. Lionel Messi won 1 trophy last season. But there is a certain player who won 0 trophy last season but because he scored a lot of goals he suddenly deserves the ballon do'r. I don't want to speak!
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Dr Messi Ballon d'Or numero diez, I'm gathering.
They are our ten finalists for the 2026 Ballon d’Or… who you got? 🇫🇷 Ousmane Dembélé 🇳🇴 Erling Haaland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Harry Kane 🇬🇪 Khvicha Kvaratskhelia 🇫🇷 Kylian Mbappé 🇦🇷 Lionel Messi 🇫🇷 Michael Olise 🇪🇸 Fabián Ruiz 🇪🇸 Rodri 🇪🇸 Lamine Yamal Follow the ceremony live on Ballondor.com, with analysis and data from the London Palladium! #ballondor
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Dᵣ. ᵥₗₐdᵢₘᵢᵣ Bᵢₙ ₗₐdₑₙ retweeted
Uli manage 😂😂
Eu farei 10x se for preciso. Eles não estão preparados.
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