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Andy H.

@AndyAsAdjective

I'm organized but not neat. I'm intellectual but not intelligent. I'm frugal but not parsimonious. And I know how to use a thesaurus.

 Georgia, USA
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Joined February 2011
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damn, now I want those big ass Miller Lite cups real bad
Kevin Gallagher (@KevG163) profile pictureKevin Gallagher
@KevG16315h
Congrats Brewers Fans🍻 Tip back some cold ones tonight, you deserve it!
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That moment when you have to tell your kid the Flintstones died before Christ’s sacrifice and cannot enter God’s kingdom
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ً@artfuIchaosOct 28
i like how glasses suggest intelligence and not a broken eye.
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*clicks flashlight on & off out bedroom window* .just.learned.morse.code.anyone.want.to.chat [in the dark distance] shut.the.fuck.up.dude
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My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nine get the fuck outta here with your weak ass floating mass of rock & ice dwarf planet shit, Pluto.
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Do unto others as you would have them do unto you. Except unto that asshole, Jerry, who owes me 50 bucks. Fuck unto him.
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Are we all just gonna go about our lives like it was ok that Paula Abdul wanted to fuck that cartoon cat in that music video?
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[introducing date to my pet parrot] parrot: HELLO BRAAAK DON'T FUCK THIS UP FOR ME BRAAAK IT'S BEEN AGES SINCE I'VE BEEN WITH A GIRL BRAAAK
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where there's a zimbabwill there's a zimbabwe
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Cleaning up after a party is such bullshit bc didn’t I just do this.
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Jesus how long does it take you guys to eat
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Maybe she’s just using me for my Marlboro Miles™️
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My first grader wants to go to a haunted house. Not a pretend one, a real one. "I want to fight a ghost," were his exact words.
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Wick
@WagsHourOct 20
My fantasy team had a players only meeting yesterday
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Might need to randomly start rating the Zambonis for NHL teams. After seeing Zammoth tonight for the first time… gotta say 11/10.
Tim the Mammoth 🦣 (@lessabler4) profile pictureTim the Mammoth 🦣@lessabler4Oct 20
Zammoth timelapse. Sorry for the shaky camera. I was eating a giant pretzel with my other hand.
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walked into the bar to grab a beer and got just absolutely marlin mogged
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will@will_nba_haterOct 16
My dad told me he loved me growing up and I got good grades
Elias🌲 (@EliasofNE) profile pictureElias🌲@EliasofNEOct 15
How are any young men left wing I genuinely don’t understand
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Onyx Odds
@OnyxOddsOct 16
The rest of baseball watching the Brewers eliminate the Dodgers
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NFL Memes
@NFLMemesOct 11
The NFC East went winless this week. Two of the teams played each other.
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TOUR ENDS HERE. #StingEm 🐝
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Duke Football (@DukeFOOTBALL) profile pictureDuke Football
@DukeFOOTBALLOct 9
The revenge tour continues 😈
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