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Think of all the qualities you find attractive in someone. Give me five dollars. I'll tweet like I have 80% of those traits

Cambridge Mass
Joined March 2011
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Give Millennials the ball. We’re pushing 40 and still being told to wait our turn by people who need help opening a PDF. Move. We’ve got shit to fix.
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Trump said Marshawn Lynch was unpatriotic for taking a knee Marshawn: “That motherf**ker say a lot of sh*t.” Legend. 😂
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Greg Zuerlein POINTS ARE GONE @YahooFantasy AND @YahooFantasyCC !!!!!!! Retweet if same happened to you!!
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ATTN: EVERYONE ⚡️ “Crocs are officially cool, deal with it” teapaw.org/i/moments/777953302600…
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POTATO SALAD—NO
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They’ve released the names of Ted Cruz’s mistresses: Zoey Klein Olivia Idle Diana Lee Isabel Lutz Alicia Eden Carla Radcliff
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do you think somewhere Ben Carson's Ambien just wore off and he's like "Oh boy I did what?! RAN FOR PRESIDENT LOL"
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Also, the media is failing in its responsibilities by not making a bigger deal of Trump's threats of violence. Embarrassing and cowardly.
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It's Motherboy 30!
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my dad says he's glad not to be from Tatooine because he couldn't have dealt with two sons how do I unsubscribe from this family
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“C.R.E.A.M.” #IfIWonPowerball @WuTangClan would sing our anthem: pdora.co/1SOVobV
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Show your #PatsPride with this knit hat! RT to enter to win. #PatsHatFriday Rules: bit.ly/1ORLJle
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Andrew Coleman retweeted
BEST. MEME. EVER. thx to Steve Harvey's mess up. @FitzyGFY @jerrythornton @realOBF @kobus213 #GOPATS #PatsNation
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chuck palahniuk just gets it
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Well say goodbye to these. (.)(•) #BreakUpIn5Words @midnight
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People should know that this poll was paid for by Correct The Record, a Hillary Clinton Super PAC.
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Coffee shops are just a bunch of old men sipping coffee flirting with young girls just getting out of Yoga.
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